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Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?
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Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?

October 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – During a relatively relaxing autumn round of par-free golf, Mr. Gotlib Haycraft was suddenly hit by a golf cart while trying to hit his tee shot on the par 3 seventh hole at the new Bogie Man Golf Course in...
Tiger Woods Asking For Help And Understanding After Admitting Being Wealthy Ain’t Easy
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Tiger Woods Asking For Help And Understanding After Admitting Being Wealthy Ain’t Easy

June 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jupiter, Florida – In the wake of Tiger Woods getting arrested for driving under the influence (of something), many see this as his quiet way of asking for help. Dr. Pedigo Elsworth explains that Tiger Woods may be the...
New Tiger Woods Invitational Golf Tournament Only For Legally Drunk Players
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New Tiger Woods Invitational Golf Tournament Only For Legally Drunk Players

May 31st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jupiter, Florida – The King of modern golf says it is time for him to start his own invitational golf tournament. Tiger Woods says his new PGA tourney shall be called the Tiger Woods DUI Invitational. Each participant will...
Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set
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Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set

May 25th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Buckinghamshire, England – Professional golfer Ian Poultergeist who is known for his bold fashion has somehow gotten trapped in an old television set. Mr. Poultergeist: “Yes, I am definitely trapped in this TV and...
New FM Area Golf Course To Cross Interstate Highway
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New FM Area Golf Course To Cross Interstate Highway

April 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an effort to keep up with a growing demand for golf courses in the greater Fargo-Moorhead area, Urban Golf Association Partners (UGAP) is opening its newest challenge along Interstate 94. It is called Fargo...
Zika Fears Creating Need For Last-Minute Olympic Substitutes
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Zika Fears Creating Need For Last-Minute Olympic Substitutes

August 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Rio, Braziliana – Unexpected opportunities for unlikely Olympic participants are being caused by Olympic qualifiers deciding to not go to the Rio Games due to Zikaphobia. After years of training, sacrificing, and qualifying for...
Obama First Family To Book A Room At Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort
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Obama First Family To Book A Room At Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort

June 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Ayrshire, Scotland – Brockobama, along with his first wife and first daughters, are The First Family to book a room at the newly refurbished Trump Turnberry golf resort, possibly the site of the British Open in the year...
FMO’s Golf Pro Shares Valuable Tips To Greatly Improve Your Game
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FMO’s Golf Pro Shares Valuable Tips To Greatly Improve Your Game

May 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer recently hired a golf professional to join our growing staff. Wade Lancer is his name and improving your golfing is his game. Here are a few easy ways that Wade Lancer has put together to...
After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama
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After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama

September 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – After spending a busy day visiting with everyone from top Catholic bishops down to some lowly pawns and paupers, Pope Francis was challenged by President Obama to a friendly round of golf by way of a short...
White House Ebola Response Team Practicing Their Craft
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White House Ebola Response Team Practicing Their Craft

October 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Luckily for the American people, the White House Ebola Response Team (WHERT) is constantly practicing to improve their game. Top key players of WHERT, including the newly named Ebola Czarina, Dr. Pam Demic,...