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Next Olympic Winter Games To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

Fargo, ND – The city of Fargo has been abuzz ever since the International Olympic Committee announced that Fargo, North Dakota will host the next Winter Games. When Fargo first bid for the Winter Olympic Games, most people...

Many Wondering How Curling Can Be Considered An Olympic Sport?

Game Lodge, SD – Many are seriously questioning how Curling became an Olympic “sport” and why it still remains one? Compared to anything done on skis or skates, it seems that Curling is more in the category of...

West Fargo Runners Admit To Drinking Mt. Dew Before Running 3-Minute Mile

West Fargo, ND – After two West Fargo athletes broke the three-minute mile barrier, they both admitted to cheating by drinking a couple Mountain Dews prior to their record-breaking race. Zippy Blistad and Flasher Perkins...

Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...

Ryan Lochte Found Hiding In Swimming Pool

Rochester, NY – Amidst controversy over statements made to A Polícia Brasileira, Ryan Lochte had been sought for questioning until today. With help, A Polícia Brasileira have located Lochte hiding in his favorite...

Zika Fears Creating Need For Last-Minute Olympic Substitutes

Rio, Braziliana – Unexpected opportunities for unlikely Olympic participants are being caused by Olympic qualifiers deciding to not go to the Rio Games due to Zikaphobia. After years of training, sacrificing, and qualifying for...

Scientists Warn: Sugarloaf Mountain Fermenting In Polluted Rio de Janeiro Bay

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Water pollution isn’t the only thing tainting the enchanting landscape of Rio de Janeiro, home of the 2016 Summer Olympics. Scientists now warn that the polluted Guanabara Bay in Rio is...

2016 Rio Olympics Being Moved To Zanzibar

Zanzibar City, Zanzibar – Since Rio de Janeiro is having such a plethora of problems including: a government meltdown, uncontrolled street violence, raw sewage in Guanabara Bay, an epic water shortage, and the zika virus,...

New Events Being Added To Winter Olympics

Sochi, Russia – Olympics officials have announced some new and exciting events that will make their international debut at the Sochi Winter Olympic Games. SnowCat Fights: Women from opposing countries try to run each other...

Russian 2014 Olympics To Be Celebration Of Gayness

Sochi, Russia – As a strong sign to the international community that Russia is becoming more open and friendly, Russian leaders have let it be known that the upcoming 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi will, in part, be a giant...