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Russian Roulette Club (Once Again) Seeking One New Member

Moscow, Idaho – A Russian Roulette Club is actively seeking one new member to fill the vacant seat of a former member who suffered a mishap. “In any game of chance you have your ups and downs, and unfortunately for...

Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...

Butterfinger Cancels “Official Candy Bar Of The Russian Army” Contract

Geneva, Switzerland – Following the crash of Malaysian flight MH-17 over eastern Ukraine Thursday, Nestle’s Butterfinger brand has cancelled its lucrative contract with Russia’s Military as the “Official...

Ukraine President’s Brother Weird Al Yanukovych Releases Album

Kiev, Ukraine – Although it is common to see Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych in the news, it is one of his relatives who is making headlines as of late. The President’s estranged brother, Weird Al...

Man Responsible For Olympic Ring Mishap Found Dead In Sochi

 Sochi, Russia – The man responsible for operating the Olympic rings during this years Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Russia was found dead in his run down hotel room yesterday. The Daily Currant has reported...

FM Observer Invites Russians To Bookmark Our Website

Dear People Of Mother Russia: Дорогие люди России-матушки: We are your friends. Мы ваши друзья. We mean you no harm. Мы не причиним вам никакого вреда. We come in...

Russian 2014 Olympics To Be Celebration Of Gayness

Sochi, Russia – As a strong sign to the international community that Russia is becoming more open and friendly, Russian leaders have let it be known that the upcoming 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi will, in part, be a giant...

Man Crashes Car Into 2 Cows Humping In Road (VIDEO)

In America, car breaks cow. In Soviet Russia, cow breaks your car and walks off like a boss. Video was shot with a dash cam in Russia.  As you can see, he crashes into two cows doing the dirty.  Afterwords, the cow walks off...

Russia Says It’s Not Harboring Any Pale, Colorless Americans

Moscow, Russia—Vladimir Putin and his evil band of KGB cronies vehemently stated earlier today that they are not knowingly in possession of any ghastly-looking American males, especially those named Edward Snowman. Russian...