March 30th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Moscow, Idaho – A Russian Roulette Club is actively seeking one new member to fill the vacant seat of a former member who suffered a mishap. “In any game of chance you have your ups and downs, and unfortunately for...
December 15th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...
July 17th, 2014 | by
Kitz Geneva, Switzerland – Following the crash of Malaysian flight MH-17 over eastern Ukraine Thursday, Nestle’s Butterfinger brand has cancelled its lucrative contract with Russia’s Military as the “Official...
March 1st, 2014 | by
Kitz Kiev, Ukraine – Although it is common to see Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych in the news, it is one of his relatives who is making headlines as of late. The President’s estranged brother, Weird Al...
February 9th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Sochi, Russia – The man responsible for operating the Olympic rings during this years Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Russia was found dead in his run down hotel room yesterday. The Daily Currant has reported...
December 18th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Dear People Of Mother Russia: Дорогие люди России-матушки: We are your friends. Мы ваши друзья. We mean you no harm. Мы не причиним вам никакого вреда. We come in...
August 8th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Sochi, Russia – As a strong sign to the international community that Russia is becoming more open and friendly, Russian leaders have let it be known that the upcoming 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi will, in part, be a giant...
July 3rd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns In America, car breaks cow. In Soviet Russia, cow breaks your car and walks off like a boss. Video was shot with a dash cam in Russia. As you can see, he crashes into two cows doing the dirty. Afterwords, the cow walks off...
June 25th, 2013 | by
Nick Moscow, Russia—Vladimir Putin and his evil band of KGB cronies vehemently stated earlier today that they are not knowingly in possession of any ghastly-looking American males, especially those named Edward Snowman. Russian...
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