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February 20th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyStanford, CA – Would you like to live forever? What if you had the option of not aging? Medical researchers now think that if you can live another 30–50 years, you might be able to live as long as you want without...
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February 14th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyHeartland, USA – Valentine’s Day is the favorite holiday here at our FM Observer corporate office park. This is true because it’s not only a day of flowers and chocolates but also of overt expressions of love....
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February 10th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – Our FM Observer reporters fanned out across the region to knock on doors asking people what winter words they are getting most tired of hearing. After doing so, we then empirically compiled the comprehensive...
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February 8th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyGrand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...
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February 4th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyRichmond, Virginia – After boasting that he won a dance contest in the 1980s by doing Michael Jackson’s famous moonwalk, leading Democratix are calling on Virginia’s governor Northam to do the moonwalk....
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January 29th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – Not real stoked about going out into the arcticly crazy super-cold windchill temperatures for supper? Maybe you should just stay warm at home while ordering a pizza from Polar Vortex Pizza! Their pizzas are...
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January 28th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyMoorhead, MN – After his daughter suggested the challenge, Wiman Moravec of North Moorhead attempted to tweak an older microwave oven to operate while open, in order to clear all the snow from their driveway. After making...
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January 26th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyDowntown Fargo, ND – A 52nd liquor license has been granted for Downtown Fargo. Proprietor Elwood Wierschem is planning on opening The Peachflame which will specifically cater to bona fide weird-ohs. Mr. Wierschem in his...
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January 25th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – While he was in Fargo recently, purchasing a home in the Dinglewood Heights area, the FM Observer had a chance to chat with Ritchie Starkey, a.k.a. Ringo Starr, drummer for The Beatles. FMO: How would you...
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January 24th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days? Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate. Why now? Because this is the...
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