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April 1st, 2020 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – Are you stuck at home trying to work and/or just survive? Do you have a ton of snack food in your kitchen, pantry, and garage? Is this pandemic quarantining causing you to gain some extra weight? Well then, you...
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March 30th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyMoscow, Idaho – A Russian Roulette Club is actively seeking one new member to fill the vacant seat of a former member who suffered a mishap. “In any game of chance you have your ups and downs, and unfortunately for...
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March 24th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyYourtown, USA – With schools being closed for the foreseeable future, many parents are choosing to educate their home-schooled children by having them watch South Park. “Used as an educational tool, South Park checks...
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March 18th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – What was to be a celebratory reminder to everyone to not panic during a Global Pandemic has been cancelled due to lack of toilet paper. Panicfest organizers made the tough decision to cancel the first annual...
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March 16th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyMedora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...
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March 13th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – Yes, it’s that dangerous time of the year once again when large icicles are precariously hanging high above the Downtown Fargo sidewalks. Such was the case when Mr. Ace Leidich slowly sauntered along while...
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March 10th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyCorona, California – The first documented case of the Corona Virus being passed from a human to a machine has now been confirmed. The machine, whose identity is being kept confidential for now, keeps on saying the same...
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March 9th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyMars, Milky Way – Shortly after suspending his 2020 presidential campaign, Bernie Sanders waved to everyone on Earth as he boarded his plane for Mars. “This is a bittersweet moment. Bitter because Joe Biden looks to...
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March 6th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – While sleeping soundly in his Fargo home, a man who had a dream of being on a cruise ship woke up testing positive for the Corona Virus. After deciding to self-quarantine in his bedroom, the man fell back asleep...
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March 5th, 2020 | by
JohnnnyMoorhead, MN – A Moorhead man who has stockpiled literally thousands of the much-demanded N95 facial masks is now selling them for $100 each. Mark Rhoades says that as a favor to the community, he is graciously willing to...
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