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Vanna White And Pat Sajak Getting Divorced After Thirty Five Years
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Vanna White And Pat Sajak Getting Divorced After Thirty Five Years

April 16th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – The stars of America’s favorite game show are finally getting divorced. Pat Sajak and Vanna White have decided to call it quits after thirty five good years of marriage. The final phrase on the Wheel...
FMO Considering Starting Our Own Line Of Wedding Anniversary Cards
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FMO Considering Starting Our Own Line Of Wedding Anniversary Cards

April 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – As promised, your FM Observer is seriously pondering coming out of the closet with our own line of wedding anniversary cards. We’ll make our final decision whether or not to do so based on your...
FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After
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FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After

April 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – With wedding season just around the coroner, your FM Observer is offering free marriage counseling advice to those who seek to soon enter the gates of matrimonial blissful harmony. FMO’s ABCs For A...
Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court
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Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...
ND Measure 9 To Ban Happy Marriages
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ND Measure 9 To Ban Happy Marriages

November 3rd, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Due to an avalanche of misleading language, hidden agendas and incompetent proofreaders, North Dakota’s midterm elections will now include a ballot measure that would outlaw all happy marriages. Measure 9...
Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married
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Gay Love Donkeys To Be Married

January 15th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A couple of gay Love Donkeys will soon “tie the knot” at the local zoo. It’s believed to be the first known pair of gay Love Donkeys in captivity to be married within the confines of a zoo-type...
Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.
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Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.

December 28th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The magic of love and commitment can be had anywhere.  That anywhere happened to be the Northern Gentlemen’s club located in Fargo, North Dakota this past Thursday. Amongst the smell of fish, piss,...
Minnesota Couple Marry In Cemetery
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Minnesota Couple Marry In Cemetery

May 22nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
AUSTIN, Minn – How do you gain the brides deceased parents respect in the non creepiest way possible? Get married by their graves in a cemetery of course! In an unconventional wedding ceremony, Diane Waller and Randy...