December 26th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Cheesetown, Pennsylvania – In its infinite wisdom, the U.S. Government is now offering free cheese to almost anyone willing and able to eat it. The Affordable Cheese Act was passed by Congress in the dead of night so that...
November 12th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In what many see as compassionate humanitarian assistance, Lutheran Social Services of Fargo has been bringing unknown numbers of mice from the Minnesota lakes area into the Fargo area to be resettled here. A...
June 22nd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns No time for a short intro! Let’s get to the food! Combine a McDouble and McChicken together into one. Feel those arteries clog. Often called the McGangBang. Insructions: Buy a McDouble burger. Buy a...