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Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!

Moorhead, MN – The quirky little American town that invented the Dilly Bar will soon have another first. Mr. Billy Goat, who is self-described as being half man and half goat will soon join in marital wedlock with Ms. Fauna...

Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government

Cheesetown, Pennsylvania – In its infinite wisdom, the U.S. Government is now offering free cheese to almost anyone willing and able to eat it. The Affordable Cheese Act was passed by Congress in the dead of night so that...

Lutheran Social Services Bringing In Many Mice From MN Lakes Area Due To Lack Of Acorns There

Fargo, ND – In what many see as compassionate humanitarian assistance, Lutheran Social Services of Fargo has been bringing unknown numbers of mice from the Minnesota lakes area into the Fargo area to be resettled here. A...

Ridiculously Healthy Foods To Eat While High

No time for a short intro!  Let’s get to the food!     Combine a McDouble and McChicken together into one.  Feel those arteries clog.  Often called the McGangBang. Insructions: Buy a McDouble burger.  Buy a...