Yellowstone Park To Soon Blow Its Top
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Yellowstone Park To Soon Blow Its Top

May 1st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Yellowstone Lake, Wyoming – We think of Yellowstone National Park as 3,500 square miles of family fun and adventure. With all its amazing canyons, rivers, forests, and hot springs, it’s a favorite destination for many...
Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids
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Watch Out For Cleanup Week Curb Kids

April 30th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—It’s cleanup week in Fargo! One man’s trash is another man’s treasure–but beware. If you’re trolling the streets for discarded belongings, keep your eyes and ears open for something truly...
MN Pond Scum Being Sold As Organic Herbal Muck
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MN Pond Scum Being Sold As Organic Herbal Muck

April 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Somewhere, Minnesota – A group of resourceful environmental herbologists with a special knack for marketing organic health products will soon be selling pond scum (Pondis Scumius Major) carefully gathered from certain...
Questions For Fargo Legislator Who Hosted Simulated Public Sex Act
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Questions For Fargo Legislator Who Hosted Simulated Public Sex Act

April 28th, 2015 | by Mike
Fargo legislator Dictor Hurtmeal held a press conference today following accusations that he was seen participating in what appeared to be a public sex act along with five other males. Hurtmeal, a 12-year representative from...
Baltimore Mayor A Paragon Of Political Pragmatism
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Baltimore Mayor A Paragon Of Political Pragmatism

April 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Baltimore, Maryland – The mayor of Baltimore will soon be given the Grace-Under-Fire Award by the National Association Of Mayors Institution (NAOMI). While Baltimore has been given the space and time to be pillaged, looted,...
National Weatherman Walk-Out Threatens Nation
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National Weatherman Walk-Out Threatens Nation

April 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Weatherly, Pennsylvania – Our nation now faces the threat of having no weather forecasting for the foreseeable future thanks to Meteorologist Union Of Brotherhood Workers #2127, who is threatening a strike at midnight...
New Family Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes
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New Family Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes

April 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you’re super hungry for a great breakfast, go to Hotcakes! The newest family restaurant in the FM area specializes in breakfast – all day long. At ridiculously reasonable prices, they offer large...
Bruce Jenner Announcing Sect Change During Two Hour Television Special
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Bruce Jenner Announcing Sect Change During Two Hour Television Special

April 24th, 2015 | by Mike
Bruce Jenner, famed former Olympian and step-father to the Kardashian family, plans to announce his sect change during a television special with ABC’s Diane Sawyer. Jenner will be changing his sect from Lutheran to Methodist....
Wedding Tax Obama Administration’s Next Executive Action
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Wedding Tax Obama Administration’s Next Executive Action

April 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – With the busy wedding season almost here and the government running out of new ways to tax the American public, the White House has announced a new executive action to be effective immediately. A 10%...
Al Gore Blames Chilean Volcano On Global Warming
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Al Gore Blames Chilean Volcano On Global Warming

April 23rd, 2015 | by Nick
Cupertino, CA—Famed internet inventor and climate changeologist Al Gore went on the offensive yesterday during an Earth Day event at Apple® headquarters. When news of the Chilean volcanic eruption broke, Gore equated it to a...