Fargo Man Accused Of Illegally Cloning Dachshunds For Profit
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Fargo Man Accused Of Illegally Cloning Dachshunds For Profit

May 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Mr. Clemont Dill of rural Fargo is being charged with the illegal cloning of a Dachshund. He supposedly has cloned his favorite dog, Pickles, over 250 times. Mr. Dill claims that Pickles has won many...
Donald Trump Building Skyscraper In Moorhead “Just For The Hell Of It”
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Donald Trump Building Skyscraper In Moorhead “Just For The Hell Of It”

May 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, Minisoda – Donald Trump announced tomorrow that he will soon begin construction of a 57-story skyscraper in downtown Moorhead. Why Moorhead? The Donald’s answer: “Moorhead is a really, really great...
Google Robot Beats Human At Bocce Ball
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Google Robot Beats Human At Bocce Ball

May 19th, 2015 | by Nick
Signifying the rapid progression of the artificial intelligence takeover, a Google-owned ATLAS robot at the Institute for Human and Machine Cognition (IHMC) recently beat a human at a game of bocce ball. It not only beat the...
Dr. Finance: What To Do With Too Much Money
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Dr. Finance: What To Do With Too Much Money

May 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Money Creek, Illinois – Dr. Finance is back with another excellent reader-submitted question: Dear Dr. Finance: My husband and I feel like we have way too much money. What should we do to make us feel better about...
BitchFest 3000 Coming To Fargo
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BitchFest 3000 Coming To Fargo

May 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new way of keeping the long-term peace is coming to Fargo. BitchFest 3000 is way of helping people express their anger without destruction of property. BitchFest 3000 has been proven (in lab rat testing) to...
Some Rejected UND Nicknames Maybe Worth Another Look
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Some Rejected UND Nicknames Maybe Worth Another Look

May 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname being run out of town by the NCAA, the Grand Forks Herald recently made available the list of all the submitted alternative nicknames for UND. Some of the ideas that were...
Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere
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Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere

May 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After the exciting announcement that the UBER RideShare Program was coming to Fargo, the FM Observer is excited to make another big announcement: People from the Fargo area will be able to catch a ride to...
FM Observer Asks: Do You Uber?
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FM Observer Asks: Do You Uber?

May 13th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—With Uber ride service starting soon in Fargo, the FM Observer wonders if you, the reader, Uber? We asked a handful of friendly folks if they’ve ever Ubered or if they plan to Uber: Whackite Chlomsburger, 47,...
New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse
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New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse

May 12th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new theme park-style daycare service will soon be opening in Fargo. Spookhouse Daycare will provide excellently creepy care for today’s modern youth. Everything about Spookhouse Daycare will have a very...
Raceism Is What Makes Marathon Week So Special
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Raceism Is What Makes Marathon Week So Special

May 7th, 2015 | by Nick
Raceism | noun | race – ism | ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm: the belief in racing as a favorable hobby or pastime Fargo, ND–Raceism is alive and well in Fargo this weekend during this year’s marathon. Raceists from all...