Answer To Fargo’s Beaver Problem: Catapult Them Into Minnesota!
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Answer To Fargo’s Beaver Problem: Catapult Them Into Minnesota!

August 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After many possible solutions to Fargo’s beaver problem were reviewed, city authorities decided to relocate the tree-eating rodents by sending them flying into Minnesota via giant catapults....
Woman Lists Infant Child On Ebay
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Woman Lists Infant Child On Ebay

August 27th, 2015 | by Nick
In another edition of You Can’t Make This Stuff Up (But We Did Anyway), an area mom has listed her infant son, Bemmen, as a bidding item on popular online auction site Ebay. “Kid was born in a hot air balloon,...
Haunted Scientology Farm Scaring The Living Crap Out Of Visitors
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Haunted Scientology Farm Scaring The Living Crap Out Of Visitors

August 26th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Wolverton, MN – Just outside the quaint village of Wolverton, Minnesota lurks a haunted farm so scary that each visitor must first pass an extensive physical examination before getting the OK to attend. The American Haunted...
Haunted Corn Maze Hiring 20 Children Of The Corn
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Haunted Corn Maze Hiring 20 Children Of The Corn

August 25th, 2015 | by Nick
Moorhead, MN—Local terror attraction Haunted Corn Maze is in search of blonde-haired, pale-faced, ghoulish children for its upcoming Children Of The Corn exhibit. Area parents, take heed: if you think your prepubescent...
Local Art Show To Help Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund
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Local Art Show To Help Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund

August 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new local Fargo art gallery (YOGART Gallery) is having a special art show (Help Hillary Now!) to help raise money for Hillary’s Clinton’s Legal Defense Fund. Facing a possibly long stay in prison...
Many Considering Getting A Shingle Shot Opting For A Double Shot Instead
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Many Considering Getting A Shingle Shot Opting For A Double Shot Instead

August 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – To avoid a reactivation of the chickenpox virus, many people are being encouraged to go get a shingle shot from their healthcare provider. Even though the vaccine could cause a reaction, most doctors say...
Fighting Sioux Fans Plan Freedom-Of-Speech Class Action LawSuit Against NCAA
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Fighting Sioux Fans Plan Freedom-Of-Speech Class Action LawSuit Against NCAA

August 17th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – After it was learned that the NCAA is threatening the University of North Dakota with more penalties and sanctions if the fans continue to yell out “Sioux” at the end of the National Anthem,...
Donald Trump Planning Fly-Overs To Drop $100 Bills In Many Key Voting States
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Donald Trump Planning Fly-Overs To Drop $100 Bills In Many Key Voting States

August 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The next president of the United States wants to thank you in advance for your vote by dropping $100 bills from the sky. If you live in a key battleground state, expect to see Donald Trump’s plane doing...
Many Fargo Dogs And Dog Owners Using Magic Mushroom Therapy To Create A Closer Bondage
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Many Fargo Dogs And Dog Owners Using Magic Mushroom Therapy To Create A Closer Bondage

August 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – For dog owners wanting to create a closer bond between themselves and their dogs, Magic Mushroom Therapy™ is showing some very promising results. Magic Mushroom Therapy™ now can safely provide you and your...
Visit Fargo’s Famous Upside Down House
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Visit Fargo’s Famous Upside Down House

August 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of Fargo’s lesser known but more popular tourist attractions is the Upside Down House. Executive Director Chidinma Obialo who grew up upside down says Fargo’s Upside Down House is the only one of...