• Connor Kenway of Assassin’s Creed III Is A Compulsive Masturbator
    Connor Kenway of Assassin’s Creed III Is A Compulsive Masturbator

    Proof that Connor Kenway of Azssassins’ Creed III likes to rub one out at inappropriate times. Get a room Connor Kenway.

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  • Slowpitch Softball Guy
    Friendly Reminders For The Professional Recreational Slowpitch Softball Guy

      Softball season is upon us.  That means run-ins with softball guy.  You know, the guy who tries too hard playing in recreational adult slowpitch softball leagues.  The guy who takes things WAY too seriously.  The guy...

    • Posted 19 days ago
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  • How to defend yourself against a bear.
    Bear Throw

    How to properly throw a bear.

    • Posted 25 days ago
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  • North Dakota State University Bison
    Whole Lot of Boner At The Summit League Women’s Golf Championship

    KELLER, Texas  - The first round of the Summit League women’s championship took place on Monday. North Dakota State University had four golfers finish in the top ten.  Senior Amy Anderson and freshman Hailey Boner are tied for...

    • Posted 28 days ago
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  • Jon Stewart Tears Apart CNN on Boston Reporting
    Jon Stewart Tears Apart CNN on Boston Reporting

      They have narrowed the identity of the bombing suspect down to either a “dark-skinned male, possible white, or maybe a woman,” “a fat Hispanic baby,” or “a dog on its hind legs wearing glasses and a...

    • Posted 33 days ago
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  • SFW: PG Porn
    SFW: PG Porn

      Not much to say but that this……is……HILARIOUS!

    • Posted 34 days ago
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  • Here Comes The Boom DMX
    Best Rap Lyrics of The Week – DMX Here Comes The Boom 6-21-2013

    This weeks Best Rap Lyrics of The Week award go to the late and great DMX.  Is he still in jail?  Anyways, this is from the song Here Comes The Boom.  An older song but so so...

    • Posted 35 days ago
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  • Human Assault Weapon
    Ban On Human Assault Weapons

      Due to the large number of incidents involving human beings using weapons to kill other human beings there will now be a ban on being a human being. The state department released a report to Congress...

    • Posted 39 days ago
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  • Detroit Lakes Police Gotdonuts?
    Does That Say What I Think It Says?

    Detroit Lakes, MN – In a sad story blooms something funny. Valley News Live interviewed Tim Eggebraaten in what seemed to be a poor choice of location.  If you look closely behind Mr. Eggebraaten, you can see...

    • Posted 40 days ago
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  • Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion
    Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion

    Below are very important questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there unicorns? Are there dragons? Will you rape me of my money? Will you rape me? Will you rape my children? Do...

    • Posted 42 days ago
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