Wild Zebra Continues To Run Rings Around Fargo
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Wild Zebra Continues To Run Rings Around Fargo

August 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – For some unknown reason, a wild zebra continues to run circles around the entire city of Fargo. According to our sources, this unusual activity began about a month ago. Some believe the animal is trying to...
In Case You’re Not Sure, Take The FMO Sanity Test
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In Case You’re Not Sure, Take The FMO Sanity Test

July 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – During the lazy hazy crazy days of summer, we here at the FMObserver Headquarters decided to provide a much-needed free community service by rolling out the next installment of our scientifically designed...
It’s Official: Jar Jar Binks Is Moving To Fargo!
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It’s Official: Jar Jar Binks Is Moving To Fargo!

July 26th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After much behind-the-scenes planning and excitement, Jar Jar “JJ” Binks has decided to “settle down” in Fargo, North Dakota. Known for being one of the most popular of all the Star Wars...
New UND Nickname And Logo Soon Announced: The Sundogs!
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New UND Nickname And Logo Soon Announced: The Sundogs!

July 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname found to be too politically incorrect and the top vote-getter “North Dakota” being thrown out by The Committee, it looks like those with the power to decide are...
Fargo Police Give Blue Angels Speeding Ticket
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Fargo Police Give Blue Angels Speeding Ticket

July 21st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Just as there are speed limits on the ground, a Blue Angels pilot just discovered that there are also speed limits over the city of Fargo. Blue Angels pilot Bucky Houston found this out the hard way when our...
Local Idiot Support Group Has Standing Room Only During First Meeting
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Local Idiot Support Group Has Standing Room Only During First Meeting

July 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After receiving an overwhelming number of requests, the City of Moorhead’s Idiot Support Group had its big kick-off meeting this week. It was scheduled to take place in a meeting room at the Public...
BigFoot Spotted Roaming WE Fest Area
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BigFoot Spotted Roaming WE Fest Area

July 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Detroit Lakes, MN – Some call him BigFoot while others say Sasquatch. But all experts now agree that the overgrown Yeti now appears to be roaming around and sleeping in the Sioux Pass Ranch area, just in time for WE Fest....
Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park
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Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park

July 10th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of our best junior reporters (who recently attended FMO Summer Camp) somehow discovered a woman living up in a hammock in Fargo’s Lindenwood Park. Our on-the-scene reporter cleverly asked the lady why...
Zebra Muscles Invade Red River Zoo
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Zebra Muscles Invade Red River Zoo

July 9th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Red River Zoo officials have gleefully added zebra muscles to their fleet of exotic animal inventory. A big, buff zebra named “Junto” is the zoo’s newest member. He’s 6’3, 884lbs of...
Area Man 3-D Prints Lusty, Dead-Eyed Carpool Lane Passenger
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Area Man 3-D Prints Lusty, Dead-Eyed Carpool Lane Passenger

July 7th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The good ol’ high-occupancy vehicle (HOV) lane. It’s what all solo drivers long for during that treacherous afternoon commute. Do you ever wish you could drive freely down the wide-open carpool...