President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military
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President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military

January 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Trump Tower, NY – On Day One of his presidency, President Donald Trump stuck to his campaign promise to make the Salvation Army an equal member of the United States Military. “This is going to be huge, folks, trust...
Volunteers Needed To Test New Bullet-Proof Jackets
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Volunteers Needed To Test New Bullet-Proof Jackets

January 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Security Test Labs is seeking more volunteers to help test out some new bullet proof jackets poised to soon hit the market. Volunteers will be compensated for their time and trouble but must first sign a...
Fargo Teen Accidentally Creates An Actual Wormhole In His Bedroom
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Fargo Teen Accidentally Creates An Actual Wormhole In His Bedroom

January 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – While working on his school project for the upcoming Science Fair, a Fargo teenager somehow created an actual wormhole in his bedroom. As we all know, a wormhole is a shortcut to another point in the space-time...
Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast
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Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

January 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...
Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter
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Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter

January 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – We asked all of our FMO team members to brainstorm various ways to stay warm during the dead of winter here near Fargo, North Dakota. We then slowly simmered the list of a hundred ideas down into this Top...
Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Is Complete
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Is Complete

January 10th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – There was never a doubt in our minds that in some zany alternate universe, Fargo would have its own televised daytime drama. That suspicion has nearly come to fruition with the completion of our pilot episode....
Recounts Show That Jill Stein Won The Election
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Recounts Show That Jill Stein Won The Election

January 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Steinsville, Pennsylvania – Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein has finally finished doing her own vote recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. Based on her new final count vote totals, she is declaring...
Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Continues
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Continues

January 7th, 2017 | by Nick
In case you’ve been living under a rock with a rock on top of it, you are unaware that we’ve been piecing together an exciting new soap opera for Fargo, based in Fargo and with Fargo-ish overtones. Do you want to be...
FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements
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FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements

January 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Here is this biweekly’s rendition of your FM Observer’s mandatory Public Service Announcements, offered freely to you, our beloved readers, under the strict strictures of the PSA Regulatory...
Fargo Man Becomes Very Attached To His Brick
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Fargo Man Becomes Very Attached To His Brick

January 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One fine day, Mr. Wade Dumpkins was out for his walk when he came upon a single solitary brick laying on the ground at the edge of an abandoned construction site. After carefully looking around, Mr. Dumpkins...