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Moorhead Couple Caught With 800 Pounds Of Qiameth Worth An Estimated $2.4 Billion
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Moorhead Couple Caught With 800 Pounds Of Qiameth Worth An Estimated $2.4 Billion

November 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Police in the quirky town of Moorhead were very surprised to find 800 pounds of Qiameth in the trunk of a car that they found parked at a stop sign. The Qiameth, which is known to be 1,000 times more powerful...
Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow
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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow

September 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Henry Doofus was booked on charges of felonious attempted robbery after he tried to rob a convenience store while only carrying a pillow as a weapon. The store clerk, Richard Stonewall, at first thought it was a...
Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings
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Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings

March 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Nyork Slocco, who calls the general downtown Fargo area his home, was arrested by police for “dawdling“. “No man! You got it all wrong. I was in no way dawdling! Dallying a bit maybe, yes, but...
FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies
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FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies

March 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Aerial sprayers working in conjunction with NDSU bugologists will be taking their fight to the gadfly population this summer, along with the other usual suspects: mosquitoes. The gadfly (pronounced: gad-fly),...
Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer
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Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer

February 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Trelga and Nevron Broomstad simply wanted to go eat out at one of Moorhead’s finer restaurants on Valentine’s Day and then perhaps head back home to snuggle and maybe watch some reruns of reruns...
Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano
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Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano

December 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to the residents of a Fargo apartment, a man was found living inside their upright piano. Needless to say, the residents are “kind of freaking out” about the whole situation, say police...
Police Turkeys Helping Moorhead Police Solve Crimes
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Police Turkeys Helping Moorhead Police Solve Crimes

September 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – If you see small groups of turkeys along the Red River in Moorhead, chances are the police will not be far behind. Moorhead Police are now using domesticated, trained wild turkeys to solve many heretofore...
Fargo Police Give Blue Angels Speeding Ticket
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Fargo Police Give Blue Angels Speeding Ticket

July 21st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Just as there are speed limits on the ground, a Blue Angels pilot just discovered that there are also speed limits over the city of Fargo. Blue Angels pilot Bucky Houston found this out the hard way when our...
Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police
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Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police

November 20th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...
Police Shoot And Kill Cat For Climbing Tree Illegally
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Police Shoot And Kill Cat For Climbing Tree Illegally

August 19th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Police had to shoot to kill a cat over the weekend. Tigger, a local neighborhood cat, was shot over the weekend. Police state they received a call about a cat climbing a tree illegally. Police responded to the...