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Moorhead Man Who Claims To Be The Real Santa Retained For Questioning
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Moorhead Man Who Claims To Be The Real Santa Retained For Questioning

December 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Authorities in the quirky town of Moorhead have detained a man claiming to be the real Santa. Investigators have a plan to hold the Santa Man until after Christmas to prove that either he is an impostor, or...
Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver
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Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver

June 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...
Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer
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Moorhead Couple Spends Valentine’s Evening Together In Jail After Being Arrested For Disrespecting An Officer

February 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Trelga and Nevron Broomstad simply wanted to go eat out at one of Moorhead’s finer restaurants on Valentine’s Day and then perhaps head back home to snuggle and maybe watch some reruns of reruns...
Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change
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Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

August 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...
New Pizza Business To Specialize In Deliveries To Jails And Prisons
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New Pizza Business To Specialize In Deliveries To Jails And Prisons

July 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – A new pizza delivery company will soon be unlocking its doors in North Dakota. Prison Pizza Pros will specialize in hot deliveries to those who find themselves behind bars. All pizzas shall be of the...
Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal
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Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal

April 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – With the current jail having been built in the 1890s, Clay County Commissioners were excited to finally see plans for their new jail. Even though it will be a brand-new, state-of-the-art facility, architect...
Fargo Starts New Program To Help Juveniles Avoid Jail
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Fargo Starts New Program To Help Juveniles Avoid Jail

March 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the upwardly mobile trend of crime in Fargo due to Global Fracking, a new program is being started to dissuade area youth from landing themselves in jail and prison. The program is called Incarcerational...
Jail To Offer Square Dancing As Threat Or Bribe
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Jail To Offer Square Dancing As Threat Or Bribe

June 24th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Cass County Jail will soon be implementing a new, fun activity for some of their inmate population. The sounds of Square Dancing in the jailhouse will be heard on Wednesday afternoons and Saturday evenings....
Best Rap Lyrics of The Week – DMX Here Comes The Boom 4-21-2013
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Best Rap Lyrics of The Week – DMX Here Comes The Boom 4-21-2013

April 16th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
This weeks Best Rap Lyrics of The Week award go to the late and great DMX.  Is he still in jail?  Anyways, this is from the song Here Comes The Boom.  An older song but so so great.  A sniplet of some of the best...