August 30th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Valley City, ND – A Fargo child who was attending his first week of kindergarten somehow mistakenly got dropped off in Valley City by the school bus that was to bring him home. The child eventually did get back home by...
November 24th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him. While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway...
October 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – During a relatively relaxing autumn round of par-free golf, Mr. Gotlib Haycraft was suddenly hit by a golf cart while trying to hit his tee shot on the par 3 seventh hole at the new Bogie Man Golf Course in...
April 27th, 2018 | by
Johnnny La Honda, CA – A new line of motorcycles just introduced by Honda will be able to drive themselves. Soon, along with driverless cars and buses, expect to be seeing driverless motorcycles on your highways and byways....
October 3rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Sesame Street, NY – The world is mourning the passing of one of its favorite large birds. Big Bird from Sesame Street died in his nest whilst surrounded by his family and close friends at the age of 70, which is like 150 in...
June 21st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...
June 16th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – With the huge surge in accidents caused by distracted drivers, lawmakers are responding with a draconian strengthening of punishments for those who choose to endanger others with their irresponsible...
June 14th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Hawley, MN – Just imagine you’re completely stopped at a red light and a distracted driver (who later claims he didn’t see you) rear-ends your vehicle at 50 mph without ever even slamming on the brakes. This is...
November 22nd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – State Highway Patrol pulled over an elderly Fargo driver who was travelling at a very low rate of speed on Interstate-29. Mr. Cornwall Wilbertson had for some reason decided to take the interstate when driving...
February 13th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It was probably bound to happen eventually. A drunk Zamboni driver “temporarily borrowed” the big ice machine to give his ex-wife an early Valentine’s Day present. Mr. Sam Pony has been charged...
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