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Expert Now Believes Universe Began And Will Also End With A Big Bang

Bangor, Maine – Dr. Gabbin Fingal now has good reason to believe that the universe will end just like it began. Dr. Fingal’s highly scientific model of the universe has repeatedly shown that the original Big Bang of...

Big Bird Dead At The Age Of Seventy

Sesame Street, NY – The world is mourning the passing of one of its favorite large birds. Big Bird from Sesame Street died in his nest whilst surrounded by his family and close friends at the age of 70, which is like 150 in...

35-Foot Snake Possibly On The Loose In Moorhead

Moorhead, MN – Authorities not wanting to cause any sort of panic in the normally quaint city of Moorhead are quietly warning residents that a very large snake is unfortunately slithering around town. The snake, whose name...