If you like big fireworks, you will love being around for the final Big Bang! –Dr. Gabbin Fingal
Bangor, Maine – Dr. Gabbin Fingal now has good reason to believe that the universe will end just like it began.
Dr. Fingal’s highly scientific model of the universe has repeatedly shown that the original Big Bang of creation can and will very likely be eventually followed by a final Big Bang of total disintegration.
Dr. Gabbin Fingal in his own words:
“This is what i believe, and what I believe is this, Sir Isaac Newton’s third law which states that ‘every action has an equal and opposite reaction’ assuredly also applies to the universe’s creational Big Bang.”
“When will this happen? It depends on how you set your Universal Clock.“
Scientifically, all the letters in Gabbin Fingal can be exploded into: Final Big Bang!
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Beat Me With Your Penis
Home With Aids. Orgy of Death.
Grandmas Glory Hole
Poo Orgys Anonymous
Piss On My Tits Then Punch Me In The Face
The Magic Bone
The Cock Ticklers of Breast Mountain
Mouth Farts For You
Itty Bitty Boner Titty
Rape Fantasy Island
Hong Kong Shlongs
Gaydar Cops of L.A.
Hellbeasts of Whore Island
The Essence of Sex part 4 of 5: ANALLINGUS
Rape Me When I’m Dead
Celebration on The Summit of Fuck Mountain
For The Love of Cum
666 Sinister Sexers
She’s Wearing His Genes
Fuck Me Till I Retarded
Brain Me With Your DickBoner
Pierce Me With Your Penis
Juggling Ball Abusers
Pool Party of Piss Kissers
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