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Expert Now Believes Universe Began And Will Also End With A Big Bang

Bangor, Maine – Dr. Gabbin Fingal now has good reason to believe that the universe will end just like it began. Dr. Fingal’s highly scientific model of the universe has repeatedly shown that the original Big Bang of...

Fargo Civic Center Purchased By Tom Cruise/Scientology

Fargo, ND – While Fargo city leaders were wondering what to do with the aging Fargo Civic Center, Scientology’s Tom Cruise made them an offer too good to pass up. The Fargo Civic Center will be transitioned into The...

Haunted Scientology Farm Scaring The Living Crap Out Of Visitors

Wolverton, MN – Just outside the quaint village of Wolverton, Minnesota lurks a haunted farm so scary that each visitor must first pass an extensive physical examination before getting the OK to attend. The American Haunted...

Montana Pipe Dream A Religious Experience

Helena, Montana – On this day in history, a veterinarian named James W. Hubbard (just call me “Jim”) would meet the love of his life, one young Philena “Jane” Potter. Jim and Jane would then, soon...

Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax

Hollywood, CA – World famous movie star and maverick is adamant that Scientology is not a hoax. Our affiliate Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, has some interesting new information about all this. FMO: Tojo, what’s...