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Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change
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Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change

February 17th, 2017 | by Nick
Chicago, IL – It is potentially alleged that in the smoldering wake of his White House tenure, former President Obama has been using covert operations to keep the cherished climate change initiative alive. Fake News has...
Lady Gaga To Bring Performance Art Tour To Fargo
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Lady Gaga To Bring Performance Art Tour To Fargo

February 6th, 2017 | by Nick
Fresno, CA – Stage performer Lady Gaga, fresh off one of the most scintillating Super Bowl halftime show performances of the modern era, has formally announced that she will embark on a nationwide “performance...
Criss Angel To Lead US Army’s New MINDFREAK Infantry
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Criss Angel To Lead US Army’s New MINDFREAK Infantry

December 28th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – In the desolate, run-down wastelands of the Middle-East, countries are at war. People are blowing stuff up over there at an alarming rate. Blowing things up and blowing each other up and putting our...
Republican National Committee Considering Cormorant Mayor As Presidential Nominee
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Republican National Committee Considering Cormorant Mayor As Presidential Nominee

October 10th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – After a very tumultuous couple weeks, the Republican National Committee is flailing. The Donald has finally boasted himself out of public favor (for the most part–but some still want to Make America...
Republican National Committee To Replace Donald Trump With Broomstick
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Republican National Committee To Replace Donald Trump With Broomstick

October 9th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – At this hour, the Republican backpedal is spinning at over 6 million revolutions per second as the GOP scrambles to find a replacement for noted gropesmith Donald Trump.  Reince Preibus was forced to...
E Corp Chief Technology Officer Warns Of Possible Hack
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E Corp Chief Technology Officer Warns Of Possible Hack

September 23rd, 2016 | by Nick
New York, NY – In a coded briefing released at 12:34:56 PM yesterday, Terry Colby, the Chief Technology Officer of banking conglomerate E Corp, warned of another potential hack aimed at their users’ personal data....
Skittles Founder Responds To Newest Trump Campaign Metaphor
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Skittles Founder Responds To Newest Trump Campaign Metaphor

September 19th, 2016 | by Nick
Skittletopia, West Virginia – The founding father of one of America’s favorite candies has taken offense to this new Trump campaign musing: Shortly after Donald Trump, Jr tweeted that photo, Skittles pioneer Phictor...
Ryan Lochte Found Hiding In Swimming Pool
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Ryan Lochte Found Hiding In Swimming Pool

August 18th, 2016 | by Nick
Rochester, NY – Amidst controversy over statements made to A Polícia Brasileira, Ryan Lochte had been sought for questioning until today. With help, A Polícia Brasileira have located Lochte hiding in his favorite...
Scientists Warn: Sugarloaf Mountain Fermenting In Polluted Rio de Janeiro Bay
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Scientists Warn: Sugarloaf Mountain Fermenting In Polluted Rio de Janeiro Bay

August 3rd, 2016 | by Nick
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Water pollution isn’t the only thing tainting the enchanting landscape of Rio de Janeiro, home of the 2016 Summer Olympics. Scientists now warn that the polluted Guanabara Bay in Rio is...
Hackers Change Pokemon Go Animals Into Satanic Demons
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Hackers Change Pokemon Go Animals Into Satanic Demons

July 14th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A small number of Android users have become affected by a nefarious hack into the newly-famous Pokemon Go mobile game interface. Certain pokehunters are now encountering demonic hellspawn where cute and...