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President-Elect Joe Biden Vows To Make Hudge Fund Managers Take Extredable Cuts
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President-Elect Joe Biden Vows To Make Hudge Fund Managers Take Extredable Cuts

May 1st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dem Aware, Delaware – After Old Joe Biden ostensibly slurred through his presidential kick-off speech, he was already considered to be the 2020 President-Elect. To those foolable pundits who thought The Joe-ker slurred...
House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area
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House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area

April 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – If a new couple has just moved into your neighborhood, within the first two weeks after they’ve arrived, you should definitely show up unannounced at their front door during normal visiting hours,...
Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries
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Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries

March 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...
Democrats Considering Lowering Voting Age To Ten While Offering Them Free Candy
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Democrats Considering Lowering Voting Age To Ten While Offering Them Free Candy

March 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Nervous Democrats needing a win in the next presidential election are pushing to lower the voting age to ten while offering children free candy and recreational marijuana. Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes...
Vacationing President Trump Blames Democrats For Hurting His Golf Game
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Vacationing President Trump Blames Democrats For Hurting His Golf Game

December 20th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Palm Beach, FL – While vacationing at his humble Mar-a-Lago retreat, President Trump has taken time from his executive duties to play some executive golf. Unfortunately, his golf game seems to be suffering from all the...
Secret Santa Drops In Early At Many Local Businesses
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Secret Santa Drops In Early At Many Local Businesses

December 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Secret Santa has recently been making the rounds at many local Fargo businesses. For any employees who choose to participate in their Secret Santa program, it’s a chance to find out what are some of the...
How To Properly Entertain Guests In Your Home For Coffee Or Tea
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How To Properly Entertain Guests In Your Home For Coffee Or Tea

November 13th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our staff member who’s considered to be the Fargo-Moorhead area’s Ms. Manners is our very own Ms. Morning Ipson! Ms. Ipson has a few good tips for when you want to invite someone over to your...
President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals
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President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

October 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...
Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo
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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo

August 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...
New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr
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New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

June 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...