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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo
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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo

August 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...
New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr
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New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

June 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...
Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize
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Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

June 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Singapore – Former basketball great Dennis Rodman was notified before leaving Singapore that he will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. The official declaration reads: “By bringing North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and...
Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe
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Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe

May 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Robert Mueller, the very special counsel appointed to investigate any and all possible links and/or coordination between the Russian government and the Donald Trump campaign is promising to leave no stones...
To Show Respect, They’re Leaving Barbara Bush On The One Dollar Bill
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To Show Respect, They’re Leaving Barbara Bush On The One Dollar Bill

April 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Out of respect for former First Lady Barbara Bush, the Treasury Department has instructed the Federal Reserve to keep her picture on the one dollar bill, as it has been for decades. As sitting Treasury...
Full Disclosure: Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen Are Brothers From Another Mother
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Full Disclosure: Sean Hannity And Michael Cohen Are Brothers From Another Mother

April 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – Thanks to porn star Stormy Daniels, we have now found out that Sean Hannity and Michael Cohen are brothers from another mother. According to DNA evidence, both men had the same father but each was from a...
Court Artist Accused Of Drawing-Under-The-Influence At Cohen/Daniels Court Hearing
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Court Artist Accused Of Drawing-Under-The-Influence At Cohen/Daniels Court Hearing

April 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The artist chosen to do sketches at the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen court hearing has been accused of DUI (Drawing Under The Influence). Just as many famous artists have successfully used drugs to embellish...
The New Rage Is Having A Purse Puppy
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The New Rage Is Having A Purse Puppy

April 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Pursglove, WV – Fashion trenders are strongly pointing to Purse Puppies as the latest in the super hip new thing for 2018. “If you want to be cutting-edge cool this year, you definitely need a Purse Puppy!” says...
CNN’s Anderson Pooper Gets South Park Award For Swearing 81 Times In One Hour
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CNN’s Anderson Pooper Gets South Park Award For Swearing 81 Times In One Hour

January 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Cooper, TX – History was made last night when Anderson Pooper swore 81 times on an hour long prime-time show. After Anderson decided to say “shit-hole” once, the dam had been broken, and it and variations of it...
Jeff Sessions Voted Most Out-Of-Touch Person In America
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Jeff Sessions Voted Most Out-Of-Touch Person In America

January 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – Attorney General Jeff Sessions has just been voted the Most Out-Of-Touch Person in the USA by the Common Sense Club. By his recent decision to rescind the James Cole Memo, AG Sessions is basically telling U.S....