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Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime
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Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

January 23rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...
Chief Justice John Roberts Swears Himself In During Rare Senate Moment
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Chief Justice John Roberts Swears Himself In During Rare Senate Moment

January 16th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Before swearing in all the members of the Senate for the impeachment trial of President Trump, Chief Justice John Roberts had to first swear in himself according to some archaic constitutional protocols....
“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”
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“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”

January 15th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Sadly, the long-running soap opera Days Of Our Lives which began in 1965 will soon be terminating due to lack of interest. However, in its place will be another long-running soap opera called Endless...
The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift
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The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift

December 3rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – First lady Melania is offering a superbly wonderful gift idea for the holidays. Melania’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar is an impeccably designed likeness of the White House with twelve adorable...
During Impeachment Inquiry Lunch Break, Adam Schiff Orders Pizza For The Dems But Disallows Republicans To Have Any Pizza
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During Impeachment Inquiry Lunch Break, Adam Schiff Orders Pizza For The Dems But Disallows Republicans To Have Any Pizza

November 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Swamp City, DC – On Day One of the House Impeachment Inquiry of President Trump, Chairman Adam Schiff ordered an abundance of luncheon pizza for the Democrats on the committee but did not allow the Republicans to order or...
President Trump Made A ‘Kid Pro Quo’ Deal With Ukraine For A Children Exchange Program
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President Trump Made A ‘Kid Pro Quo’ Deal With Ukraine For A Children Exchange Program

November 11th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Kyiv, Ukraine – In a stunning new development which is further fueling the inexorable impeachment inquiry, whistle blowers are blowing their whistles over a Kid Pro Quo deal that President Trump secretly made with Lord...
President Trump To Swap The Blue State Of California For Greenland
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President Trump To Swap The Blue State Of California For Greenland

August 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Nuuk, Greenland – President Trump has made the decision to trade the state of California to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. “I made a really great deal, because that’s what I do, and in exchange for...
President-Elect Joe Biden Vows To Make Hudge Fund Managers Take Extredable Cuts
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President-Elect Joe Biden Vows To Make Hudge Fund Managers Take Extredable Cuts

May 1st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dem Aware, Delaware – After Old Joe Biden ostensibly slurred through his presidential kick-off speech, he was already considered to be the 2020 President-Elect. To those foolable pundits who thought The Joe-ker slurred...
House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area
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House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area

April 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – If a new couple has just moved into your neighborhood, within the first two weeks after they’ve arrived, you should definitely show up unannounced at their front door during normal visiting hours,...
Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries
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Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries

March 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...