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Jeff Sessions Voted Most Out-Of-Touch Person In America
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Jeff Sessions Voted Most Out-Of-Touch Person In America

January 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – Attorney General Jeff Sessions has just been voted the Most Out-Of-Touch Person in the USA by the Common Sense Club. By his recent decision to rescind the James Cole Memo, AG Sessions is basically telling U.S....
President Expected To Swear More After Study Shows Profanity Is Sign Of Honesty
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President Expected To Swear More After Study Shows Profanity Is Sign Of Honesty

January 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – President Trump, in an effort to quickly increase how honest he is perceived, will not only start swearing more in his public comments and tweets, but will also encourage his entire fucking Cabinet to all...
Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas
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Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas

December 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – During your family getogethers with in-laws, relatives, and other extended family members, it is not only a good time to share handshakes and hugs in order to pass your cold and flu germs on to others, but...
Winter Holiday Greetings From Your FM Observer
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Winter Holiday Greetings From Your FM Observer

December 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Southern North Pole – Since saying Merry Christmas is possibly offensive to some, we here at the FM Observer Headquarters want to wish all our faithful readers very warm Winter Holiday greetings, to hopefully help...
Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo
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Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

December 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...
Trump Names Bali Volcano, Mt. Agung, As New Top Advisor
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Trump Names Bali Volcano, Mt. Agung, As New Top Advisor

November 29th, 2017 | by Nina Verbena
Washington, D.C. – After losing a number of top advisors in recent weeks, President Trump filled one of the vacant slots with a highly unusual appointment today. Mt. Agung, the active volcano currently erupting in Bali, has...
Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels
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Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels

October 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Puerto Rico – Somewhere out on a small piece of land surrounded by big ocean water, President Trump supermanishly saved the ailing island of Puerto Rico by tossing out cylindrical rolls of much needed paper towels almost as...
Todd Rundgren Opens Moorhead Concert With A Prayer For President Trump
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Todd Rundgren Opens Moorhead Concert With A Prayer For President Trump

September 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Many who attended the Yes/Todd Rundgren concert were pleasantly delighted when Mr. Rundgren opened the concert with a nice long Hawaiian prayer for President Donald Trump. Unfortunately, they were not...
President Trump To Vacation In Fargo
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President Trump To Vacation In Fargo

August 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – President Trump has announced that he and his first family will be vacationing in Fargo, North Dakota sometime in the near future, but is giving few details about the presidential trip. The President has...
Elderly Man Dies Peacefully At Home After Family Tells Him Trump Was Impeached
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Elderly Man Dies Peacefully At Home After Family Tells Him Trump Was Impeached

June 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Surrounded by family, close friends, and a few random strangers, Mr. Patrum McPhie let himself go toward the light after hearing the news that President Trump had just been impeached. Dr. Mutch Pimpare who...