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New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr
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New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

June 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...
Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months
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Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months

April 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...
Stephen King To Read Scary Books To Children At Fargo Liberry
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Stephen King To Read Scary Books To Children At Fargo Liberry

September 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As a public service announcement, consider yourself now informed that author Stephen King will be reading scary books to children every day all next month at the Fargo Public Liberry. Times for the sessions will...
New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse
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New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse

May 12th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new theme park-style daycare service will soon be opening in Fargo. Spookhouse Daycare will provide excellently creepy care for today’s modern youth. Everything about Spookhouse Daycare will have a very...
Child And His Parent Fail To Sell Your Cheap Ass A Magazine Subscription
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Child And His Parent Fail To Sell Your Cheap Ass A Magazine Subscription

October 20th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—For the third consecutive year, Tommy and his father Craig have stopped by your house unannounced to try and sell you some junk publication you’ll never read. And for the third consecutive year, your cheap ass...
Youngsters Drinking Coffee A Disturbing New Trend
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Youngsters Drinking Coffee A Disturbing New Trend

April 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what many parents are seeing as a disturbing new trend, a growing number of very young children are drinking cups of coffee to get that “high school” feeling. Fargo police have been secretly...
FDA Issues Recall of 20 Million Spoiled Rotten Children
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FDA Issues Recall of 20 Million Spoiled Rotten Children

March 5th, 2014 | by Kitz
Washington, DC – In an unprecedented move, the Food and Drug Administration has issued a recall of what experts are calling the most toxic substance in America: its own spoiled rotten children.  While these whining brats...
Oscar The Grouch Admits He Is Made Of Marijuana
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Oscar The Grouch Admits He Is Made Of Marijuana

September 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Oscar The Grouch, a muppet character from the ever so popular kids show Sesame Street, has finally come clean about himself. Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of...
West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately
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West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately

September 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Concerned West Fargo citizens held a town hall meeting last week that created enough concern, the West Fargo Police Department will implement a new bike lane law EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. Tim (The Toxic Ninja)...