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Weekly Listing Of Divorces In Cass County
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Weekly Listing Of Divorces In Cass County

February 10th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It’s time once again to list the divorces going down in Cass County. All of the following couples are uncoupling. They have decided to part ways and go in different directions. After some matrimonial...
This Man Doesn’t Remember Who He Is. Can You Help Identify Him?
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This Man Doesn’t Remember Who He Is. Can You Help Identify Him?

January 29th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A man came wandering into our FM Observer Corporate Office Park not remembering his name, if he’s married, where he works, where he lives, or the names of any family or friends. When we asked the man...
New School For Gifted Children Requires Quantitative Proof That A Child Is Gifted
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New School For Gifted Children Requires Quantitative Proof That A Child Is Gifted

January 22nd, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The “city on the grow” will soon be adding a brand new state-of-the-art school just for gifted children. Honeybrook School will be the best school in the country for children of all ages who are...
President Trump Made A ‘Kid Pro Quo’ Deal With Ukraine For A Children Exchange Program
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President Trump Made A ‘Kid Pro Quo’ Deal With Ukraine For A Children Exchange Program

November 11th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Kyiv, Ukraine – In a stunning new development which is further fueling the inexorable impeachment inquiry, whistle blowers are blowing their whistles over a Kid Pro Quo deal that President Trump secretly made with Lord...
Democrats Considering Lowering Voting Age To Ten While Offering Them Free Candy
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Democrats Considering Lowering Voting Age To Ten While Offering Them Free Candy

March 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Nervous Democrats needing a win in the next presidential election are pushing to lower the voting age to ten while offering children free candy and recreational marijuana. Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes...
New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr
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New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

June 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...
Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months
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Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months

April 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...
Stephen King To Read Scary Books To Children At Fargo Liberry
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Stephen King To Read Scary Books To Children At Fargo Liberry

September 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As a public service announcement, consider yourself now informed that author Stephen King will be reading scary books to children every day all next month at the Fargo Public Liberry. Times for the sessions will...
New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse
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New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse

May 12th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new theme park-style daycare service will soon be opening in Fargo. Spookhouse Daycare will provide excellently creepy care for today’s modern youth. Everything about Spookhouse Daycare will have a very...
Child And His Parent Fail To Sell Your Cheap Ass A Magazine Subscription
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Child And His Parent Fail To Sell Your Cheap Ass A Magazine Subscription

October 20th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—For the third consecutive year, Tommy and his father Craig have stopped by your house unannounced to try and sell you some junk publication you’ll never read. And for the third consecutive year, your cheap ass...