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President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals
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President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

October 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...
New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr
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New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

June 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...
Cenobites Denied Foreign Immigration Visa
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Cenobites Denied Foreign Immigration Visa

December 8th, 2015 | by Nick
Hell’s portal is closed…for now Hell—Due to increasing skepticism over foreign immigration, The Cenobites, aka Satan’s Minions, have been denied entry to America via Hell’s customs portal. Pinhead, the...