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Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building
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Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building

September 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Devils Elbow, Missouri – After seeing a Catholic priest trying to gain access to their grade school, St. Peter Elementary School went into full emergency lock-down to protect the children inside. In the wake of The...
Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia
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Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia

August 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...
Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church
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Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church

August 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves. If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you. The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy. Reverend...
Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas
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Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas

December 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – During your family getogethers with in-laws, relatives, and other extended family members, it is not only a good time to share handshakes and hugs in order to pass your cold and flu germs on to others, but...
North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory
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North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory

May 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – The North Dakota legislature has now made attending church on Sunday required by law. The bill which passed unanimously will also give a 10% tithe from each church’s offering plates to the state as a...
New Fargo Religious Radio Station To Broadcast Only In Tongues
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New Fargo Religious Radio Station To Broadcast Only In Tongues

January 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Soon to hit the airwaves of the Fargo-Moorhead area will be a new religious radio station which might be rather difficult to understand for some. All of the on-air personalities will be speaking in tongues,...
Janitor Charged With Fondling Church Organ
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Janitor Charged With Fondling Church Organ

June 10th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Unhappy church officials at the House Of God Inc. are investigating an alleged fondling of their church organ. A man who had apparently dressed himself up to look like the church janitor was caught groping...
Church Bazaar Selling Some Bizarre Items
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Church Bazaar Selling Some Bizarre Items

May 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It’s that bizarre time of year again when many local churches have their church bazaars to raise money for various church programs. For a very reasonable price, one can usually purchase wonderful home-made...
First Visionary Church Offers Portal To God
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First Visionary Church Offers Portal To God

April 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An alternative church is being started in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Members of the new First Visionary Church will strongly be encouraged to use psychedelic drugs to get closer to God. Pastor Tim Leary believes...
Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion
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Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion

April 9th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Below are very important questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there unicorns? Are there dragons? Will you rape me of my money? Will you rape me? Will you rape my children? Do you think...