At Holy Crap Church you can swear on a stack of Bibles.
Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves.
If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you.
The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy.
Reverend Ralph believes the Church should accept us for who we are, exactly as is, just like you are when you’re not at Church.
“If profanity is apart of how you express yourself, then that’s fine here,” preaches Pastor Coy.
“Just because you swear your head off at Church doesn’t mean you’re going to hell in a hand basket.”
Ironically, all the letters in Ralph Coy can be re-arranged to spell: Holy Crap!
While the moon is waxing and waning, it is never complaining. –Anthony Weiner
Cooper, TX – History was made last night when Anderson Pooper swore 81 times on an hour long prime-time show.
After Anderson decided to say “shit-hole” once, the dam had been broken, and it and variations of it were said another eighty times during his show AC360.
“Yes, it was all in response to what President Trump said earlier in the day, but that was supposedly in the privacy of the President’s White House,” says Dr. Seth Hilo, who is very smart.
Dr. Seth Hilo goes on: “What Anderson Pooper and his guests were saying was on televisions in every airport and family dining room across America.”
As for President Trump, the White House has issued this official correction: “What the President meant to say was that Haiti and all of Africa are not shit-holes, like where Oprah lives in California.”
Ironically, all of the letters in Seth Hilo can be re-arranged to spell…
I shit you not! That bitch Hillary is the one who was fucking colluding with the goddamn Russians!
Washington, DC – President Trump, in an effort to quickly increase how honest he is perceived, will not only start swearing more in his public comments and tweets, but will also encourage his entire fucking Cabinet to all start using a lot more profanity in their day to day work lives.
The President is also going to have his whole family practice swearing by playing the amazing game called Add-On Swear Word which was first introduced on the FM Observer award-winning website.
“To create a more honest country, I strongly fucking urge all Americans to swear more by playing FMO’s Add-On Swear Word game on a daily basis.”
Barron Trump, the President’s youngest son, was overheard in the White House saying: “I love this shit. This is going to be fucking great!”
Fargo man quickly becomes fluent in profanity.
Fargo, ND – You can imagine the shock that Mr. Henry Kaberry who lives at 2088 Muscat Street was feeling when he pulled into his driveway.
While his children were still at school and his wife was at work, he decided to go workout at the gym on his day off.
Upon returning home, their recently-remodeled house was already half torn down by a giant claw attached to some large machinery which had badly torn up his potential yard-of-the-month.
As it turns out, the demolition crew was supposed to destroy the house at 1088 Muscat Street but with the 1 looking like a 2, the unthinkable happened.
Ironically, when Henry Kaberry went in for a routine physical exam last year, he ended up having his gall bladder removed after the hospital mistakenly put him into the wrong room.