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Very Varying Reviews On First Lady Michelle Obama’s Smithsonian Portrait

Painter, Virginia – After the official unveiling of Michelle Obama’s portrait for the Smithsonian Institution, debate immediately began on its likeness to the painting’s subject. Our painting expert, Amsterdam...

President Expected To Swear More After Study Shows Profanity Is Sign Of Honesty

Washington, DC – President Trump, in an effort to quickly increase how honest he is perceived, will not only start swearing more in his public comments and tweets, but will also encourage his entire fucking Cabinet to all...

Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly

Washington, DC – Breaking from long-standing tradition once again, instead of introducing a new First Dog to the country as most presidents have done in the past, President Donald Trump and his First Family will be...

After Trump Converts To Mormonism, He Plans To Add Another First Lady

Washington, DC – It has somehow been leaked that President Trump may soon use an executive order to add another First Lady to the White House after his anticipated upcoming conversion from Presbyterian to Mormonism. Now we...