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Todd Rundgren Opens Moorhead Concert With A Prayer For President Trump
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Todd Rundgren Opens Moorhead Concert With A Prayer For President Trump

September 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Many who attended the Yes/Todd Rundgren concert were pleasantly delighted when Mr. Rundgren opened the concert with a nice long Hawaiian prayer for President Donald Trump. Unfortunately, they were not...
President Trump To Vacation In Fargo
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President Trump To Vacation In Fargo

August 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – President Trump has announced that he and his first family will be vacationing in Fargo, North Dakota sometime in the near future, but is giving few details about the presidential trip. The President has...
Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe
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Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe

April 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moscow, Pennsylvania – With no evidence to back it up, President Trump is alleging that the Russians have hacked Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and stolen their secret recipe. FM Observer: So, what do you think about the Russians...
Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly
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Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly

February 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Breaking from long-standing tradition once again, instead of introducing a new First Dog to the country as most presidents have done in the past, President Donald Trump and his First Family will be...
Pinochle Players Spending Most Of The Time Arguing About Trump
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Pinochle Players Spending Most Of The Time Arguing About Trump

February 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – Ever since Donald Trump was elected president, what used to be friendly relaxing games of pinochle have become more heated political debate sessions. Pinochle players such as Arnie Macnaughton of Fair Play,...
After Trump Converts To Mormonism, He Plans To Add Another First Lady
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After Trump Converts To Mormonism, He Plans To Add Another First Lady

February 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – It has somehow been leaked that President Trump may soon use an executive order to add another First Lady to the White House after his anticipated upcoming conversion from Presbyterian to Mormonism. Now we...
President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military
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President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military

January 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Trump Tower, NY – On Day One of his presidency, President Donald Trump stuck to his campaign promise to make the Salvation Army an equal member of the United States Military. “This is going to be huge, folks, trust...
BigFoot Spotted Wandering Around Just Outside Of Moorhead
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BigFoot Spotted Wandering Around Just Outside Of Moorhead

December 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – One of our trained spotters who was out doing some bird watching recently got what is believed to be the best picture ever of The BigFoot. Darko Revkian and his camera were in search of a pileated...
President Trump Puts Pink Floyd In Charge Of Building The Wall
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President Trump Puts Pink Floyd In Charge Of Building The Wall

November 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Wall, Texas – Wasting no time after his landslide victory, President Trump announced that he is putting Pink Floyd in charge of building The Wall. President Trump: “Pink Floyd is going to be in charge of The Wall...
During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump
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During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump

October 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Clintonia, USA – While ostensibly suffering from another moment of dazed confusion, Hillary’s Clinton announced she is voting for Donald Trump for president. After her army of aides and handlers tried to negate her...