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Military Developing Pink Night Vision Just For Female Fighters
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Military Developing Pink Night Vision Just For Female Fighters

May 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Pink, Oklahoma – The U.S. Military working in conjunction with the color pink has come up with new pink night-vision goggles for its female fighting force. The traditional green phosphor night-vision was designed for males...
In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon
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In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon

April 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Zumbrota, MN – Cleverly being introduced on Humpday, the U.S. Military is proud to unveil one of its newest weapons to be used in conquering the world. It is called the Zumbooruk which is a cannon shot from the back of a...
Trump To Use LGBTQ To Make America Great Again
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Trump To Use LGBTQ To Make America Great Again

April 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lazear, CO – In an effort to keep his promise to make American great again, President Trump will be using the LGBTQ for military weapons testing. As we all know, L.G.B.T.Q. stands for Laser Guided Bomb Testing Quadrants....
President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military
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President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military

January 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Trump Tower, NY – On Day One of his presidency, President Donald Trump stuck to his campaign promise to make the Salvation Army an equal member of the United States Military. “This is going to be huge, folks, trust...
Military Raising The Bar On Combat Readiness Test
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Military Raising The Bar On Combat Readiness Test

February 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Columbia, SC – At Fort Michael Jackson, where most of the army recruits go for basic training, the Military is changing its testing to see who “makes it” and who goes home. Gone are the days of push-ups,...
US Military Top-Secret Balloon Dog On The Loose
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US Military Top-Secret Balloon Dog On The Loose

October 30th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Harrisburg, PA – A very large runaway military doggy balloon was recently seen in the skies around Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The giant brownish wiener dog-shaped balloon is reportedly for a special military mission to...