April 26th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Zumbrota, MN – Cleverly being introduced on Humpday, the U.S. Military is proud to unveil one of its newest weapons to be used in conquering the world. It is called the Zumbooruk which is a cannon shot from the back of a...
April 12th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Due to the large number of incidents involving human beings using weapons to kill other human beings there will now be a ban on being a human being. The state department released a report to Congress recommending a...
