Recipes For Success

FMO’s Medivan To Provide Free Medical Check-Ups To Shovelers

West Fargo, ND – While out shoveling heavy snow and pushing your body to the limit, how would you like to step into the warmth of a mobile medical van for a free full physical examination? Our long-time friend Dr. Fred...

Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo

Fargone, ND – After a bad Red Panda named Sheffield escaped from the Red River Zoo, the head warden for the zoo felt he needed to send a very strong message to all of the rest of the zoo inmates. For escaping from the zoo,...

New Home Radar System Detects And Then Detains Package Stealers

Fargo, ND – A new home property protection system developed by a Fargo inventor will safely protect your delivered packages on your front door step until you get home. Dr. Nacci Hatchett’s system includes radar...

Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall

Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...

Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia

Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...

Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver

Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...

New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers

Bismarck, ND – With the huge surge in accidents caused by distracted drivers, lawmakers are responding with a draconian strengthening of punishments for those who choose to endanger others with their irresponsible...

Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...

New Pizza Business To Specialize In Deliveries To Jails And Prisons

Bismarck, ND – A new pizza delivery company will soon be unlocking its doors in North Dakota. Prison Pizza Pros will specialize in hot deliveries to those who find themselves behind bars. All pizzas shall be of the...

Local Art Show To Help Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund

Fargo, ND – A new local Fargo art gallery (YOGART Gallery) is having a special art show (Help Hillary Now!) to help raise money for Hillary’s Clinton’s Legal Defense Fund. Facing a possibly long stay in prison...