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Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall
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Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall

September 1st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...
Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia
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Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia

August 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...
Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver
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Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver

June 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...
New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers
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New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers

June 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – With the huge surge in accidents caused by distracted drivers, lawmakers are responding with a draconian strengthening of punishments for those who choose to endanger others with their irresponsible...
Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change
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Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

August 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...
New Pizza Business To Specialize In Deliveries To Jails And Prisons
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New Pizza Business To Specialize In Deliveries To Jails And Prisons

July 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – A new pizza delivery company will soon be unlocking its doors in North Dakota. Prison Pizza Pros will specialize in hot deliveries to those who find themselves behind bars. All pizzas shall be of the...
Local Art Show To Help Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund
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Local Art Show To Help Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund

August 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new local Fargo art gallery (YOGART Gallery) is having a special art show (Help Hillary Now!) to help raise money for Hillary’s Clinton’s Legal Defense Fund. Facing a possibly long stay in prison...
Fargo Starts New Program To Help Juveniles Avoid Jail
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Fargo Starts New Program To Help Juveniles Avoid Jail

March 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the upwardly mobile trend of crime in Fargo due to Global Fracking, a new program is being started to dissuade area youth from landing themselves in jail and prison. The program is called Incarcerational...
Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable
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Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable

April 27th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fedhaven, FL – The Federal Bureau of Prisons is under fire for making some of their newest prisons “too comfortable”. A few congressional critics are wondering how the so-called “country club...
Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow
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Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow

February 5th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Maza, ND – A man was sentenced to 75 years in prison this past Wednesday for stealing his neighbors cow. Jim Benson, a local dairy farmer (whom Bill Burns worked for before joining the FM Observer), was arrested last week...