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President Trump Puts Pink Floyd In Charge Of Building The Wall
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President Trump Puts Pink Floyd In Charge Of Building The Wall

November 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Wall, Texas – Wasting no time after his landslide victory, President Trump announced that he is putting Pink Floyd in charge of building The Wall. President Trump: “Pink Floyd is going to be in charge of The Wall...
During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump
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During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump

October 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Clintonia, USA – While ostensibly suffering from another moment of dazed confusion, Hillary’s Clinton announced she is voting for Donald Trump for president. After her army of aides and handlers tried to negate her...
Send A Basket Of Deplorables From Hillary’s Flower Shoppe
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Send A Basket Of Deplorables From Hillary’s Flower Shoppe

September 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new business is finally opening in the former bustling city of Moorhead, Minisoda. Hillary’s Flower Shoppe will soon be inaugurating its service to the public. It will specialize in baskets of...
Hillary Clinton Recruiting Tech Students To Host Her Email Server
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Hillary Clinton Recruiting Tech Students To Host Her Email Server

May 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – As the presumptive president Hillary Rodham Clinton proactively prepares to move back into the White House along with her husband Bill and his concubine Monica Lewinsky, the former Secretary of State is...
Senate To Debate If ‘Biweekly’ Means Twice Per Week Or Once Every Two Weeks
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Senate To Debate If ‘Biweekly’ Means Twice Per Week Or Once Every Two Weeks

April 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Next week, the United States Senate is set to debate what is the precise definition of the ambiguous term “biweekly“. Some senators strongly believe that biweekly means twice a week, as in:...
Hillary Didn’t Even Have A Computer In Her Office!
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Hillary Didn’t Even Have A Computer In Her Office!

October 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Capitol Hill, DC – Our chief Washington correspondent, Mr. Ben Ghazi, was lucky enough be present while President-Elect Hillary Clinton got brutally questioned by mean, extremist, Republican members of Congress. FMO’s...
Local Art Show To Help Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund
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Local Art Show To Help Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund

August 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new local Fargo art gallery (YOGART Gallery) is having a special art show (Help Hillary Now!) to help raise money for Hillary’s Clinton’s Legal Defense Fund. Facing a possibly long stay in prison...