NCAA Football

Hundreds Of Misguided Bison Fans Mistakenly Went To San Francisco
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Hundreds Of Misguided Bison Fans Mistakenly Went To San Francisco

January 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
San Francisco, CA – Some Bison football fans taking buses to the Big Game in Frisco ended up taking a very wrong turn. A convoy of four buses full of Bison fans had gotten as far as Omaha, Nebraska when one of the bus...
Ex-NFL Player With CTE Just Swimming In Vagina
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Ex-NFL Player With CTE Just Swimming In Vagina

January 9th, 2015 | by Nick
Charlotte, NC—Retired NFL player Philip Gregbock played backup defensive back for the Carolina Panthers and Houston Texans from 2005 until his retirement in 2012. He suffered an enormous amount of repetitive head trauma which...
FMO To Sponsor Fargo Senior Citizen Soccer Team
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FMO To Sponsor Fargo Senior Citizen Soccer Team

December 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the days already starting to get longer, the FM Observer is excited to announce that it will be sponsoring a Summer Super Senior Citizen Soccer Team called the Fargo Flash. Team members need to be 80+ years...
Ray Rice Challenges Any Woman To Fight Him In An Elevator
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Ray Rice Challenges Any Woman To Fight Him In An Elevator

November 20th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Baltimore, Maryland – Short on cash since he was banned from football, Ray Rice has challenged any woman to fight him in a casino elevator. The former Baltimore Ravens running back says he is not afraid to fight any woman...
NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning
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NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning

October 24th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
After keeping the diagnosis under wraps for nearly a decade the NFL finally told Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning he has Tourette’s syndrome. The league’s biggest secret was first discovered in 2005 when...
Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL
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Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL

October 9th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Pink, Oklahoma – In case you didn’t receive the memo, all football fanatics are supposed to wear something pink every day to show their support for the NFL. If you don’t have anything pink to wear, then just...
Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting
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Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting

September 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City Commissioners will soon be deciding whether or not to allow chicken fighting within city limits. A number of residents have been pushing for the legalization of chicken fighting. They contend that...
Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position
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Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position

September 13th, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...
Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million
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Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million

September 13th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – ESPN’s College Game Day program was expected to attract a large crowd but nobody knew exactly how large it would be. One policeman said: “I think everyone from the state of North Dakota is here! And...
Bowler Union Plans Multiple Strikes
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Bowler Union Plans Multiple Strikes

August 15th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Bowling Green, Kentucky – The Professional Bowlers Union says it is planning multiple upcoming strikes throughout the country in an effort to gain more respect from the rest of the sports world. Spokesperson Parker Fonebone...