NFL

Jim Nantz Receives Sportscasters Guild Perseverance Award For Putting Up With Phil Simms

Los Angeles, CA – The Sportscasters Guild of America held its annual awards ceremony late yesterday. The highlight of the evening (and of every SGA awards show) was the handing out of the coveted Perseverance Award. This is...

Hundreds Of Misguided Bison Fans Mistakenly Went To San Francisco

San Francisco, CA – Some Bison football fans taking buses to the Big Game in Frisco ended up taking a very wrong turn. A convoy of four buses full of Bison fans had gotten as far as Omaha, Nebraska when one of the bus...

FMO To Sponsor Fargo Senior Citizen Soccer Team

Fargo, ND – With the days already starting to get longer, the FM Observer is excited to announce that it will be sponsoring a Summer Super Senior Citizen Soccer Team called the Fargo Flash. Team members need to be 80+ years...

Ray Rice Challenges Any Woman To Fight Him In An Elevator

Baltimore, Maryland – Short on cash since he was banned from football, Ray Rice has challenged any woman to fight him in a casino elevator. The former Baltimore Ravens running back says he is not afraid to fight any woman...

NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning

After keeping the diagnosis under wraps for nearly a decade the NFL finally told Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning he has Tourette’s syndrome. The league’s biggest secret was first discovered in 2005 when...

Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL

Pink, Oklahoma – In case you didn’t receive the memo, all football fanatics are supposed to wear something pink every day to show their support for the NFL. If you don’t have anything pink to wear, then just...

Fargo Leaders Considering Allowing Chicken Fighting

Fargo, ND – City Commissioners will soon be deciding whether or not to allow chicken fighting within city limits. A number of residents have been pushing for the legalization of chicken fighting. They contend that...

Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position

Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...

Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million

Fargo, ND – ESPN’s College Game Day program was expected to attract a large crowd but nobody knew exactly how large it would be. One policeman said: “I think everyone from the state of North Dakota is here! And...

Bowler Union Plans Multiple Strikes

Bowling Green, Kentucky – The Professional Bowlers Union says it is planning multiple upcoming strikes throughout the country in an effort to gain more respect from the rest of the sports world. Spokesperson Parker Fonebone...