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Minnesota Raising Legal Cigarette Smoking Age To Fifty
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Minnesota Raising Legal Cigarette Smoking Age To Fifty

September 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
St. Paul, MN – In what many consider to be a bold move, Minnesota is upping the minimum legal age to smoke cigarettes to fifty (50). “Yes, we believe this is the right thing to do, so this is the reason why we are...
Playing Slot Machines Good For Health
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Playing Slot Machines Good For Health

April 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jackpot, Nevada – A new comprehensive study by casinos shows that there are numerous health benefits associated with playing slot machines. Essentially, the more time spent playing slot machines, the healthier (and...
NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning
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NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning

October 24th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
After keeping the diagnosis under wraps for nearly a decade the NFL finally told Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning he has Tourette’s syndrome. The league’s biggest secret was first discovered in 2005 when...
Student Annoys Class with Runny Nose
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Student Annoys Class with Runny Nose

October 6th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Roseville, MN — Students of Gretta Jurcak’s sixth period math class exchanged eye-rolls as classmate Andy Struum sniffled his runny nose for nearly an hour. Struum’s snorting began midway through third period...
Odorless Farts Plague Edina Housewives
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Odorless Farts Plague Edina Housewives

August 19th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
After years of financial prosperity, citizens of Edina, Minn. are worried their flatulence is failing to produce any odor. Edina, an inner-ring suburb of Minneapolis, is among the wealthiest cities in Minnesota with a median...