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Vikings Place Sam Bradford On Injured Reserve And Activate Debra Getty-Widder
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Vikings Place Sam Bradford On Injured Reserve And Activate Debra Getty-Widder

November 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Viking, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback controversy seems to finally be resolving itself in dramatic fashion. Whilst Sam Bradford is heading to the Injured Reserve list, the Minisoda Vikings have signed Debra...
Peyton Manning Announces Formation Of Senior Football League
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Peyton Manning Announces Formation Of Senior Football League

March 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – During Peyton Manning’s formal announcement of retirement from the Denver Broncos, he used the opportunity to also discuss plans for his new Senior Football League. Peyton Manning: “Even though this...
Jim Nantz Receives Sportscasters Guild Perseverance Award For Putting Up With Phil Simms
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Jim Nantz Receives Sportscasters Guild Perseverance Award For Putting Up With Phil Simms

November 30th, 2015 | by Nick
Los Angeles, CA – The Sportscasters Guild of America held its annual awards ceremony late yesterday. The highlight of the evening (and of every SGA awards show) was the handing out of the coveted Perseverance Award. This is...
NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning
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NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning

October 24th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
After keeping the diagnosis under wraps for nearly a decade the NFL finally told Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning he has Tourette’s syndrome. The league’s biggest secret was first discovered in 2005 when...
Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL
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Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL

October 9th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Pink, Oklahoma – In case you didn’t receive the memo, all football fanatics are supposed to wear something pink every day to show their support for the NFL. If you don’t have anything pink to wear, then just...
Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position
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Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position

September 13th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...
NFL to Allow Teams to Use 12 Offensive Players At A Time
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NFL to Allow Teams to Use 12 Offensive Players At A Time

August 4th, 2014 | by Nick
New York, NY—In an ongoing measure to protect the quarterback and reduce the amount of on-field concussions, the NFL is giving its offenses a huge advantage by allowing them to use 12 players as opposed to the defense’s...
National Football League: NFC NORTH PREVIEW
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National Football League: NFC NORTH PREVIEW

July 30th, 2014 | by Nick
VIKINGS – With training camp and the NFL preseason in full swing, the National Football League Vikings of Minnesota are looking poised for a breakout 2014 season. The Observer predicts that the Purple People Eaters will...
BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson
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BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson

May 8th, 2014 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN—I believe the old saying goes, “In with the new, in with the old.” That’s the mantra around Minnesota Vikings football team headquarters these days as newly-acquired head coach Mike Zimmer is...
Tim Tebow Excited To Do Absolutely Nothing For New England
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Tim Tebow Excited To Do Absolutely Nothing For New England

June 14th, 2013 | by Nick
Boston, MA—We were just sitting there enjoying a Tebow-free NFL offseason when suddenly the New England Patriots signed the Chosen One to a two-year contract. Damn it. Tim Tebow was plucked from relative obscurity by Bill...