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Vikings Place Sam Bradford On Injured Reserve And Activate Debra Getty-Widder
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Vikings Place Sam Bradford On Injured Reserve And Activate Debra Getty-Widder

November 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Viking, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback controversy seems to finally be resolving itself in dramatic fashion. Whilst Sam Bradford is heading to the Injured Reserve list, the Minisoda Vikings have signed Debra...
Vikings Plane Misses Green Bay Runway Wide Left
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Vikings Plane Misses Green Bay Runway Wide Left

December 24th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Green Bay, Wisconsin – The entire Minnesota Vikings team missed the Green Bay runway wide left while attempting to land a much-needed win against the Packers. Toward the end of a very disappointing season, the Vikings team...
Wounded Knee Could Leave Adrian Peterson A Paralegal For The Rest Of His Life
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Wounded Knee Could Leave Adrian Peterson A Paralegal For The Rest Of His Life

September 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Minneapolis, MN – After only seven quarters of football, Adrian Peterson’s 2016 season appears to be in serious jeopardy. While Colin Kaepernick has been taking a knee during the National Anthem, Adrian Peterson is...
Former Vikings Mascot Now With Green Bay Packers
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Former Vikings Mascot Now With Green Bay Packers

September 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Green Bay, WI – After being let go by the Minisoda ViQueens, Ragnar has signed a lucrative contract with the Green Gay Packers. Mascot Ragnar was recently let go by the ViQueens for “megalomaniacal...
Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position
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Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position

September 13th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...
Janet Reno Named New Vikings Special Teams Coach
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Janet Reno Named New Vikings Special Teams Coach

July 31st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Mankato, MN – Former Attorney General Janet Reno has been named the new Special Teams coach for the Minnesota Vikings. Just as she was the first woman to serve as the United States Attorney General, she will also be the...
North Dakota Gets 1 Of 8 Newly Added NFL Teams
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North Dakota Gets 1 Of 8 Newly Added NFL Teams

July 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – North Dakota is excited by the NFL’s announcement that it has landed one of eight new team franchises. The latest NFL expansion is adding one team to each of its eight divisions. The North Dakota...
BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson
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BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson

May 8th, 2014 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN—I believe the old saying goes, “In with the new, in with the old.” That’s the mantra around Minnesota Vikings football team headquarters these days as newly-acquired head coach Mike Zimmer is...
Christain Ponder To Play Kicker
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Christain Ponder To Play Kicker

August 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Minneapolis, MN  – Exciting and unusual news coming out of the Minnesota Vikings camp this morning.  The word on the street is that Christian Ponder will give up his quarterback position to play Kicker. Leslie Frazier...
Christian Ponder Was The 12th Overall Pick In The 2011 Draft
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Christian Ponder Was The 12th Overall Pick In The 2011 Draft

August 15th, 2013 | by Nick
A little over two years ago, the Purple saw what they thought was a precious jewel. An opportunity to fill a need. After many MONTHS of scouting that included team workouts, the NFL Combine, player interviews, relentless film...