February 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FMO Tour Bus is being cleaned out (from our last trip to the State Prison) for our next Reader Tour Fun Package! Where are we going this time? To Wyoming, to see the amazing Fossil Fish Festival on...
February 6th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With an increasing number of cowboy customers riding horseback due to Global Warming, Downtown Fargo will soon have a new restaurant/bar which will also provide an old-fashioned stables to hold your horses in...
December 11th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Oslo, Norway – It seems like everyone is travelling to Norway these days. Perhaps this is the reason why the FM Observer has been repeatedly asked to provide a quick tutorial on speaking Norwegian, which is the language of...
August 5th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – All across the region, it is once again Free Beer Week! This will be the Second Annual Free Beer Week since last year’s kickoff was so well received. If you find yourself at one of the many participating...
July 23rd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...
March 20th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Some newly-available digital testing instruments have shown that Fargo’s water supply contains unusually large amounts of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Delroy Chitlins is the acting manager of Fargo’s Water...
November 6th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Worthy volunteers are being sought as Fargo gears up to break the world record for the most amount of binge beer drinking performed during a 48-hour weekend. The record Fargo seeks to break is “average per...
July 3rd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The Good News: The decision has been made to finally allow binge drinking during Bison football games. The Bad News: Binge drinking will only be allowed in suites. So, if you’re not in a suite, all your...
December 11th, 2014 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Some towns still have home delivery services of milk from the milkman. Other home deliveries might include hot pizza and junk mail. One of the best days in our neighborhood is when the Heineken Man makes...
September 14th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Below I am going to give you some tips on how to become a NASCAR fan in only three days. If you follow them to a T you are well on your way to becoming one the greatest NASCAR fans of all-time. 1. Go...
2 Fargo schoolchildren left unattended on school bus; resorted to cannabalism - fmobserver.com/2-fargo-school… 
