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Cat Racing Coming To Fargo
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Cat Racing Coming To Fargo

November 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The exciting sport of Cat Racing will soon be coming to Fargo! “Have some fun while betting on your favorite cat and get drunk at the same time. It just doesn’t get any better than that,” says...
FMO Planning An Exciting Bus Tour Excursion For Our Readers To The Fossil Fish Festival
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FMO Planning An Exciting Bus Tour Excursion For Our Readers To The Fossil Fish Festival

February 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FMO Tour Bus is being cleaned out (from our last trip to the State Prison) for our next Reader Tour Fun Package! Where are we going this time? To Wyoming, to see the amazing Fossil Fish Festival on...
New Downtown Fargo Bar/Restaurant To Provide Horse Stables For Its Cowboy Patrons
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New Downtown Fargo Bar/Restaurant To Provide Horse Stables For Its Cowboy Patrons

February 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With an increasing number of cowboy customers riding horseback due to Global Warming, Downtown Fargo will soon have a new restaurant/bar which will also provide an old-fashioned stables to hold your horses in...
Some Useful Phrases When Travelling To Norway
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Some Useful Phrases When Travelling To Norway

December 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Oslo, Norway – It seems like everyone is travelling to Norway these days. Perhaps this is the reason why the FM Observer has been repeatedly asked to provide a quick tutorial on speaking Norwegian, which is the language of...
Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!
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Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!

August 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – All across the region, it is once again Free Beer Week! This will be the Second Annual Free Beer Week since last year’s kickoff was so well received. If you find yourself at one of the many participating...
Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!
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Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!

July 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...
Large Quantities Of Hydrogen And Oxygen Found In Fargo’s Water Supply
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Large Quantities Of Hydrogen And Oxygen Found In Fargo’s Water Supply

March 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some newly-available digital testing instruments have shown that Fargo’s water supply contains unusually large amounts of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Delroy Chitlins is the acting manager of Fargo’s Water...
Volunteers Needed As Fargo Seeks To Break Beer Drinking Record
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Volunteers Needed As Fargo Seeks To Break Beer Drinking Record

November 6th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Worthy volunteers are being sought as Fargo gears up to break the world record for the most amount of binge beer drinking performed during a 48-hour weekend. The record Fargo seeks to break is “average per...
Binge Drinking OKed In Fargodome Suites During Football Games
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Binge Drinking OKed In Fargodome Suites During Football Games

July 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Good News: The decision has been made to finally allow binge drinking during Bison football games. The Bad News: Binge drinking will only be allowed in suites. So, if you’re not in a suite, all your...
Heineken Home Deliveries Being Well Received
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Heineken Home Deliveries Being Well Received

December 11th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Some towns still have home delivery services of milk from the milkman. Other home deliveries might include hot pizza and junk mail. One of the best days in our neighborhood is when the Heineken Man makes...