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Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks
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Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks

May 2nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...
Next Olympic Winter Games To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota
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Next Olympic Winter Games To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

February 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The city of Fargo has been abuzz ever since the International Olympic Committee announced that Fargo, North Dakota will host the next Winter Games. When Fargo first bid for the Winter Olympic Games, most people...
PHI Eagles Fans Kindly Asked To Wear Purple (Instead Of Green) To Super Bowl
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PHI Eagles Fans Kindly Asked To Wear Purple (Instead Of Green) To Super Bowl

January 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Minneapolis, MN – Vikings fans are kindly asking Philadelphia Eagles fans to wear purple when attending Super Bowl 52 in the Minnesota Viking’s brand new stadium. Members of the Vikings Fans Safety Committee all agree...
Cat Racing Coming To Fargo
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Cat Racing Coming To Fargo

November 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The exciting sport of Cat Racing will soon be coming to Fargo! “Have some fun while betting on your favorite cat and get drunk at the same time. It just doesn’t get any better than that,” says...
FMO Planning An Exciting Bus Tour Excursion For Our Readers To The Fossil Fish Festival
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FMO Planning An Exciting Bus Tour Excursion For Our Readers To The Fossil Fish Festival

February 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FMO Tour Bus is being cleaned out (from our last trip to the State Prison) for our next Reader Tour Fun Package! Where are we going this time? To Wyoming, to see the amazing Fossil Fish Festival on...
New Downtown Fargo Bar/Restaurant To Provide Horse Stables For Its Cowboy Patrons
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New Downtown Fargo Bar/Restaurant To Provide Horse Stables For Its Cowboy Patrons

February 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With an increasing number of cowboy customers riding horseback due to Global Warming, Downtown Fargo will soon have a new restaurant/bar which will also provide an old-fashioned stables to hold your horses in...
Some Useful Phrases When Travelling To Norway
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Some Useful Phrases When Travelling To Norway

December 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Oslo, Norway – It seems like everyone is travelling to Norway these days. Perhaps this is the reason why the FM Observer has been repeatedly asked to provide a quick tutorial on speaking Norwegian, which is the language of...
Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!
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Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!

August 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – All across the region, it is once again Free Beer Week! This will be the Second Annual Free Beer Week since last year’s kickoff was so well received. If you find yourself at one of the many participating...
Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!
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Bison Turf To Rise Again From The Ashes, Bigger And Better Than Ever!

July 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...
Large Quantities Of Hydrogen And Oxygen Found In Fargo’s Water Supply
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Large Quantities Of Hydrogen And Oxygen Found In Fargo’s Water Supply

March 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some newly-available digital testing instruments have shown that Fargo’s water supply contains unusually large amounts of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Delroy Chitlins is the acting manager of Fargo’s Water...