January 1st, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – We recently met face-to-face with some of our faithful readers at a local alcoholic establishment to compile a list of all their top New Year resolutions. So, in case you have not made your New Year’s...
November 15th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Dublin, Ireland – You may have recently heard about the multiple UFO sightings over and around Ireland. You might not’ve known that all these UFOs were reported shortly after Guinness Beer released their newest bier:...
August 30th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fort Collins, CO – One of the first settlers to the Colorado area was Dr. Cooper Smith. In fact, he named the state after his horse whose name was Colorado. Having been interested in brewing beer since he was a young boy,...
July 25th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Vergas, MN – Trained experts from Minnesota’s department of natural resources are saying that some lakes are now starting to show early signs of fermentation. Dr. Martie Fenton, who has studied fermentation since he...
May 2nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...
February 25th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The city of Fargo has been abuzz ever since the International Olympic Committee announced that Fargo, North Dakota will host the next Winter Games. When Fargo first bid for the Winter Olympic Games, most people...
January 30th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Minneapolis, MN – Vikings fans are kindly asking Philadelphia Eagles fans to wear purple when attending Super Bowl 52 in the Minnesota Viking’s brand new stadium. Members of the Vikings Fans Safety Committee all agree...
November 15th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The exciting sport of Cat Racing will soon be coming to Fargo! “Have some fun while betting on your favorite cat and get drunk at the same time. It just doesn’t get any better than that,” says...
February 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FMO Tour Bus is being cleaned out (from our last trip to the State Prison) for our next Reader Tour Fun Package! Where are we going this time? To Wyoming, to see the amazing Fossil Fish Festival on...
February 6th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With an increasing number of cowboy customers riding horseback due to Global Warming, Downtown Fargo will soon have a new restaurant/bar which will also provide an old-fashioned stables to hold your horses in...
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