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Poetry Contest Could Be Your Ticket
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Poetry Contest Could Be Your Ticket

August 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has unanimously voted to sponsor another poetry contest! Simply gmail us a rhyming poem you’ve written, preferably about your self. Based on the quantity and quality of...
FMO’s Insurance Desk Now Offering Weekend Insurance!
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FMO’s Insurance Desk Now Offering Weekend Insurance!

June 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, Southeastern North Dakota – Yes folks, you read it right! FM Observer (which shall be referred to as FMO, or The Company) has now directed our FMO Insurance Desk to offer our readers Weekend Insurance!...
Directions To Our FMO Corporate Headquarters For Reader Meet-N-Greet Parties
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Directions To Our FMO Corporate Headquarters For Reader Meet-N-Greet Parties

April 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In appreciation of our beloved and faithful readers, your FM Observer will be hosting a sensational series of Reader Meet-N-Greets during each of the upcoming weekends. Expensively fine free food will...
Here Is The Winner Of Our Annual Picture Of The Year Contest
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Here Is The Winner Of Our Annual Picture Of The Year Contest

December 16th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Amid mucho buzz and speculation, the winner of the FM Observer’s prestigious Picture Of The Year award was unveiled in the fabulous banquet room at our corporate headquarters. Mr. Tadd Wray of rural...
FMO Considering Starting Our Own Line Of Wedding Anniversary Cards
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FMO Considering Starting Our Own Line Of Wedding Anniversary Cards

April 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – As promised, your FM Observer is seriously pondering coming out of the closet with our own line of wedding anniversary cards. We’ll make our final decision whether or not to do so based on your...
FMObserver Lost In The Wilderness For Forty Days
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FMObserver Lost In The Wilderness For Forty Days

April 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Camp Wilderness – In case you had or hadn’t noticed, the FMObserver website was gone, missing in action, bye-bye for a rather long while. You could say we were lost in the internet wilderness, not much different from...
Valuable Items For Sale At Inflated Prices
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Valuable Items For Sale At Inflated Prices

May 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Junks, Louisiana – Our new retail affiliate Xing Xang Collectibles has now bargained-priced all remaining items for immediate liquidation. Since all collectible items must be sold, take half off the already half off prices...
FMO Hiring Day Will Be A Week From Next Month
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FMO Hiring Day Will Be A Week From Next Month

April 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Yes, once again it’s almost Hiring Day at the FM Observer! Because we’ve lost some impotent associates during this last hectically wonderful year, we’ll be looking to fill some key...
Johnnny’s Fifth Retrospective (Posts 400-500)
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Johnnny’s Fifth Retrospective (Posts 400-500)

February 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Since 500 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 500th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back on Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
Twelve New Words Being Added To FMO’s Dictionary
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Twelve New Words Being Added To FMO’s Dictionary

December 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – As you know, at the end of each year we look back and decide what words should be added to our FMO Lexicon. Since its first publication back in 1879, our dictionary has grown into quite a load especially if...