August 22nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Eastern West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has unanimously voted to sponsor another poetry contest! Simply gmail us a rhyming poem you’ve written, preferably about your self. Based on the quantity and quality of...
June 22nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Eastern West Fargo, Southeastern North Dakota – Yes folks, you read it right! FM Observer (which shall be referred to as FMO, or The Company) has now directed our FMO Insurance Desk to offer our readers Weekend Insurance!...
April 27th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – In appreciation of our beloved and faithful readers, your FM Observer will be hosting a sensational series of Reader Meet-N-Greets during each of the upcoming weekends. Expensively fine free food will...
December 16th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Amid mucho buzz and speculation, the winner of the FM Observer’s prestigious Picture Of The Year award was unveiled in the fabulous banquet room at our corporate headquarters. Mr. Tadd Wray of rural...
April 14th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – As promised, your FM Observer is seriously pondering coming out of the closet with our own line of wedding anniversary cards. We’ll make our final decision whether or not to do so based on your...
April 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Camp Wilderness – In case you had or hadn’t noticed, the FMObserver website was gone, missing in action, bye-bye for a rather long while. You could say we were lost in the internet wilderness, not much different from...
May 28th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Junks, Louisiana – Our new retail affiliate Xing Xang Collectibles has now bargained-priced all remaining items for immediate liquidation. Since all collectible items must be sold, take half off the already half off prices...
April 16th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Yes, once again it’s almost Hiring Day at the FM Observer! Because we’ve lost some impotent associates during this last hectically wonderful year, we’ll be looking to fill some key...
February 14th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Since 500 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 500th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back on Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
December 3rd, 2016 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – As you know, at the end of each year we look back and decide what words should be added to our FMO Lexicon. Since its first publication back in 1879, our dictionary has grown into quite a load especially if...
