Fargo, ND – A new support group is now forming in the Fargo-Moorhead area for people who are Eggnogaholics.
These are local folks living amongst us who cannot control their desire and lust for the holiday drink we call “Eggnog”.
If you are one of these locals who load up on and then uncontrollably glug the nog by your Christmas tree, then you know exactly of what we speaketh.
For those non-Eggnog cravers, addiction to the holiday nogdrink can be as strong and powerful as being addicted to nicotine, smartphone thumbing, and watching CNN.
Pastor Gregg Donkin is the leader of the new Eggnog Support Group: “Please come and join us if drinking Eggnog is your main weakness. We will be serving free Eggnog to anyone who would like to attend our meetings but who simply cannot go one hour without Eggnog while discussing it with others who share your nogmania.”
Ironically, all the letters in “Gregg Donkin” can be re-arranged to spell: Drink Eggnog!