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Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’
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Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’

June 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our new staff droutologist Dr. Rod Guth has just issued his final report on the area drought. Rod believes that short-term dry conditions coupled with the long-term Global Drying are the two main reasons...
California Drought To Be Quickly Replaced By Giant Mudslides
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California Drought To Be Quickly Replaced By Giant Mudslides

January 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Rio Linda, CA – The Good News is that the California drought will soon be over. The Bad News is that the state will soon be one gigantic mudslide. Climatologists at our FMObserver headquarters now believe that California...
ND Leaders To Tribal Councils: Please Stop Doing Rain Dances
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ND Leaders To Tribal Councils: Please Stop Doing Rain Dances

June 19th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – With standing water in ditches and mosquitos breeding fast in waterlogged North Dakota, state and city leaders are urging Native American communities to cease practicing their ritual rain dances until further...