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Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’

West Fargo, ND – Our new staff droutologist Dr. Rod Guth has just issued his final report on the area drought. Rod believes that short-term dry conditions coupled with the long-term Global Drying are the two main reasons...

California Drought To Be Quickly Replaced By Giant Mudslides

Rio Linda, CA – The Good News is that the California drought will soon be over. The Bad News is that the state will soon be one gigantic mudslide. Climatologists at our FMObserver headquarters now believe that California...

Drought-Stricken California Looking To Dip Into Swimming Pools

Drytown, CA – As California continues to suffer from its worst drought since their last bad drought, the California Water Authority is searching for ways to deal with the problem. It’s so dry in California that the...