Fargo, ND – The Good News is: There is no shortage of Hatchimals in the FM Observer area.
The Bad News is: If you want this year’s hottest Christmas item, you will have to pay a pretty penny to the two brothers who bought up all the Hatchimals that came into the Red River Valley.
Brothers Mario and Dario Jurkovich had the foresight to quickly buy up all the Hatchimals from all the stores in the Fargo-Moorhead area.
The Jurkovich brothers estimate that they have 3,500 Hatchimals currently in their basement.
This pair of Hatchimal Hoarders are now selling individual Hatchimals to desperate parents and grandparents for $500 each. :o)
However, their Black Friday Matters special is two Hatchimals for only $999!
To avoid long lines of people at their front door, wishful buyers must first call them and then follow a series of clues that will lead customers to a secret kiosk where Mario and Dario are selling their super supply of Hatchimals.
So, Happy Hanukkah Holiday Hatchimal Hoarder Hunting!
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