Ten Fargo women decided they’d all be better off by getting rid of their ten husbands.
North Fargo, ND – Clean-up crews were quite surprised to see what had been put out by the curb in one North Fargo neighborhood.
Apparently, ten wives had gotten together and decided to put their ten retired husbands out to get taken away during Clean-Up Week.
After asking one of the wives if this was a joke, she simply yelled: “Yeah, this here ain’t no joke, sonny! You take ’em now! Go on now, you take ’em!”
The ten elderly retired gentlemen were escorted one-by-one into the large Clean-Up Week truck and then slowly taken away to wherever all those many tons of curb-side junk get taken, and none of them were ever heard from again.
West Fargo, ND – Every year in May, Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead conduct their yearly cleanup week where people may throw out their hordes of crap. Not this year.
This year you will have to hold onto your complete and utter crap for another……………7 years. All three cities has postponed cleanup week until the year 2020.
City officials expect the weather to be utter crap for the next 7 years and would like to plan ahead. They anticipate they will be busy with other responsibilities such as flooding, snow blizzards in July, the abominable snowman, and potholes.