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Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks
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Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks

June 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – The Pope admits God may have had it wrong when telling the Pope that there is no Hell. When asked recently about his comments that sinners just disappear and that there is no Hell, The Pope is now saying...
FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest
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FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest

June 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is excitedly proud to announce our 2018 Smartest Kids Contest. “Think of this as a spelling bee but you’re asked questions instead of spelling words,” says Dr. Thomas...
New UND Mascot Needs A Name!
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New UND Mascot Needs A Name!

May 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...
Fargo Bocce Ball Tournament To Raise Money For Its Organizers
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Fargo Bocce Ball Tournament To Raise Money For Its Organizers

July 5th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A city-wide bocce ball tournament will be held as a fund raiser for the personal gain of its organizers. With an entrance fee of only $50, the tournament could raise approximately $6.5 million if enough people...
UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed
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UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

February 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...
The Ralph Engelstad Arena Being Dismantled Brick By Brick
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The Ralph Engelstad Arena Being Dismantled Brick By Brick

November 19th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – On the same day that out-going UND President Robert Kelley announced that the Fighting Sioux will now forever after be called the Fighting Hawks, workers quietly began the slow and painful process of...
Fighting Sioux Fans Plan Freedom-Of-Speech Class Action LawSuit Against NCAA
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Fighting Sioux Fans Plan Freedom-Of-Speech Class Action LawSuit Against NCAA

August 17th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – After it was learned that the NCAA is threatening the University of North Dakota with more penalties and sanctions if the fans continue to yell out “Sioux” at the end of the National Anthem,...
Condemned Grand Forks Castle Renting Out As Party House
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Condemned Grand Forks Castle Renting Out As Party House

June 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – An historic old building in Grand Forks which dates back to the Ming Dynasty, is now available for large, wild parties. In the wake of the 1997 flood, the castle sustained enough damage for city...
Priest Arrested In India for Sexually Assaulting A Minnesota Girl In 2004.
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Priest Arrested In India for Sexually Assaulting A Minnesota Girl In 2004.

March 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Grand Forks, ND – A priest touching made national headlines due to one glaring difference: victim was a female.  Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul, 57 was arrested for sexually assaulting two girls in 2004 and 2005 while being a...