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Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building
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Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building

September 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Devils Elbow, Missouri – After seeing a Catholic priest trying to gain access to their grade school, St. Peter Elementary School went into full emergency lock-down to protect the children inside. In the wake of The...
Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia
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Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia

August 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...
Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks
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Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks

June 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – The Pope admits God may have had it wrong when telling the Pope that there is no Hell. When asked recently about his comments that sinners just disappear and that there is no Hell, The Pope is now saying...
Dr. Pepper Advises All His Patients To Drink More Soda Pop
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Dr. Pepper Advises All His Patients To Drink More Soda Pop

February 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Pepper Pike, OH – Dr. Pepper, who’s become a well-known physician throughout the country because of his promotion of health on his television show, is encouraging all his patients to drink more soda pop. “In the...
After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama
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After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama

September 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – After spending a busy day visiting with everyone from top Catholic bishops down to some lowly pawns and paupers, Pope Francis was challenged by President Obama to a friendly round of golf by way of a short...