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New Wonder Drug Called ‘Blitzkrieg’ Has Some Very Serious Side Effects
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New Wonder Drug Called ‘Blitzkrieg’ Has Some Very Serious Side Effects

November 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
The FDA has just approved a powerful new drug that has been tested to cure a number of major ailments in lab rats. Now approved for humans, Blitzkrieg has a number of potentially very bad side effects that you should be aware of....
Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid
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Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid

May 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After having his novanoid removed erroneously by a distracted surgeon, Donovan Ion is lawyering up to sioux the hospital. The surgeon-at-fault admits he may have been sexting during the botched operation but...
Fargo’s Dr. Hendassa Calling It Quits After 150 Years Of Service
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Fargo’s Dr. Hendassa Calling It Quits After 150 Years Of Service

March 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo’s own Dr. Frank Hendassa has decided to finally retire after practicing medicine for 150 years. Dr. Hendassa opened the original Dakota Clinic out of a covered wagon back in the year 1867, the same...
Dr. Pepper Advises All His Patients To Drink More Soda Pop
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Dr. Pepper Advises All His Patients To Drink More Soda Pop

February 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Pepper Pike, OH – Dr. Pepper, who’s become a well-known physician throughout the country because of his promotion of health on his television show, is encouraging all his patients to drink more soda pop. “In the...
Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor
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Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor

May 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An area hospital is proud to announce a new team member to its full-time staff. Dr. Panky Bonzo, who recently finished up his residency at the prestigious Cleveland Clinic, will begin seeing patients this...
Cave Exploration Not Unlike Doing A Colonoscopy
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Cave Exploration Not Unlike Doing A Colonoscopy

January 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cavetown, Maryland – Recently, while hanging out in the lunchroom of a local hospital, we learned of an interesting phenomenon while sipping coffee at a table with some gastroenterologists. What we discovered is that many...
Dr. Fenster Helps Answer Some Baby Questions
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Dr. Fenster Helps Answer Some Baby Questions

January 11th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is proud to add another expert to our growing staff. Dr. Niles Fenster M.D. is a well-respected pediatrician with special training in teaching parents how to identify the causes of some of the problems they might...
Mom Gets Daughter Unusual Birthday Gift.
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Mom Gets Daughter Unusual Birthday Gift.

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
5 year old gets plastic surgery. Fargo, ND —In a story you think didn’t come from this world, a Fargo mom dropped over 25k on her 5 year old daughter to get plastic surgery and breast enhancements.  The mom admits to...