FMO’s new Medivan is now offering free full physical exams to anyone out shoveling.
West Fargo, ND – While out shoveling heavy snow and pushing your body to the limit, how would you like to step into the warmth of a mobile medical van for a free full physical examination?
Our long-time friend Dr. Fred Wangstone first had the idea of having a Medivan to provide free medical services while he was in prison for having impersonated a medical doctor.
Now that Dr. Wangstone is out of prison, your FM Observer has helped our friend Fred make his pipe dream come true!
If you are out shoveling your driveway, sidewalk, deck, or roof and you see Dr. Wangstone’s free Medivan coming down your unplowed street, simply wave it down to stop for your full free medical check-up along with unlimited Oreo cookies and some spicy hot rum punch.
This stunningly beautiful mobile by Amsterdam Douglass has an estimated worth of $100,000
West Fargo, ND – As a special Valentine’s Day treat for our readers, the FM Observer’s local resident artist has offered up some extra exciting fun.
Amsterdam Douglass is his name, and mobiles are his latest game.
Our long-time friend and seriously famous artist, Amsterdam Douglass, has created ten Valentine’s Day mobiles (each worth an estimated $100,000) and has also cleverly hidden them throughout the greater Fargo-Moorhead area.
Let us know if you find one of these beautiful Valentine’s Day mobiles created especially for you by Amsterdam Douglass.
We would like to have a picture taken of all the winners holding their mobiles.
So, good luck mobile hunting on this lovely Spring day, and Happy Valentine’s Day from the FM Observer, your most trusted source of satirical fake news.