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Russian Roulette Club (Once Again) Seeking One New Member
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Russian Roulette Club (Once Again) Seeking One New Member

March 30th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Moscow, Idaho – A Russian Roulette Club is actively seeking one new member to fill the vacant seat of a former member who suffered a mishap. “In any game of chance you have your ups and downs, and unfortunately for...
Mars Rover Discovers Relatively Intelligent Life
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Mars Rover Discovers Relatively Intelligent Life

October 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Mars, Milky Way – Even though scientists have now officially discovered life on Mars, they are admittedly a bit underwhelmed by the fact that it’s just some lichens. However, top Mars lichenologist Dr. Charles Nim...
Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever
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Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever

September 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – When Mr. Verner Foot walked into his doctor’s office, he was honestly thinking that he would live forever. When this came up during office visit conversation, his doctor gently broke the news to Verner...
Building-Like Structures Discovered On Planet Mars
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Building-Like Structures Discovered On Planet Mars

February 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Utopia Basin, Mars – After first discovering water, and then chocolate on Mars, NASA experts have now confirmed the existance of what appear to be buildings on the Red Planet. NASA’s Beagle 3 has been sending back...
Fargo Man Returns To Life After Clocks Changed Back One Hour
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Fargo Man Returns To Life After Clocks Changed Back One Hour

November 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what doctors are calling “highly unusual”, a hospital patient who had passed away during the early Sunday morning hours came back to life after the hospital turned the clocks back an hour to...