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Building-Like Structures Discovered On Planet Mars
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Building-Like Structures Discovered On Planet Mars

February 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Utopia Basin, Mars – After first discovering water, and then chocolate on Mars, NASA experts have now confirmed the existance of what appear to be buildings on the Red Planet. NASA’s Beagle 3 has been sending back...
Holiday Lights In Lindenwood To Be Visible From Space
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Holiday Lights In Lindenwood To Be Visible From Space

November 30th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Sertoma Club is again providing a dazzling display of diodes and doodads. Holiday Lights In Lindenwood Park is open to the public and boy, is it impressive. So impressive, in fact, that if...
Vast Amounts Of Chocolate Discovered On Mars
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Vast Amounts Of Chocolate Discovered On Mars

September 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Chocolate Valley, Mars – As many scientists have long suspected, the planet Mars has been discovered to have large amounts of chocolate on its surface. Kudoto Kimikuku, Chief Chocolate Research Scientist for NASA says:...
Swimmable Lake Discovered On Mars!
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Swimmable Lake Discovered On Mars!

February 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Syrtis Major, Mars – Marsologists are excitedly reporting that a lake has been discovered on Planet Mars! What was first observed with the Viking Orbiter has now been confirmed with the Mars Rover. The unnamed lake is...
NASA Reducing Its Goal To Just Being Able To Successfully Launch A Rocket
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NASA Reducing Its Goal To Just Being Able To Successfully Launch A Rocket

October 29th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Wallops Island, VA – Despite an apparent ‘glitch’ during take-off, NASA is saying that everything is under control and that no one should have any reason for concern. Even though many on-lookers witnessed an...
NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far
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NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far

August 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Pasadena, CA – Mission control for the worldly popular Curiosity on Mars excursion has released a preliminary report of the rover’s findings. These highly unclassified and somewhat opinionated documents provide detail...
Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, photobombs Mars Curiosity photo.
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Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, photobombs Mars Curiosity photo.

August 21st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Bigfoot is a name given to an ape-like creature that people believe inhabits forests in North America.  Scientists discredit the existence of Bigfoot due to lack of physical evidence. Scientists can discredit no longer. NASA and...
Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing
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Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing

August 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – What a world we live in! The nerds over at NASA and people across the globe watched as the last 10 years of astrophysics engineering came to fruition early this morning with the landing of the Mars rover,...