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Johnnny Utopia Basin, Mars – After first discovering water, and then chocolate on Mars, NASA experts have now confirmed the existance of what appear to be buildings on the Red Planet. NASA’s Beagle 3 has been sending back...
November 30th, 2016 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Sertoma Club is again providing a dazzling display of diodes and doodads. Holiday Lights In Lindenwood Park is open to the public and boy, is it impressive. So impressive, in fact, that if...
September 14th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Chocolate Valley, Mars – As many scientists have long suspected, the planet Mars has been discovered to have large amounts of chocolate on its surface. Kudoto Kimikuku, Chief Chocolate Research Scientist for NASA says:...
February 20th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Syrtis Major, Mars – Marsologists are excitedly reporting that a lake has been discovered on Planet Mars! What was first observed with the Viking Orbiter has now been confirmed with the Mars Rover. The unnamed lake is...
October 29th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Wallops Island, VA – Despite an apparent ‘glitch’ during take-off, NASA is saying that everything is under control and that no one should have any reason for concern. Even though many on-lookers witnessed an...
August 23rd, 2012 | by
Nick Pasadena, CA – Mission control for the worldly popular Curiosity on Mars excursion has released a preliminary report of the rover’s findings. These highly unclassified and somewhat opinionated documents provide detail...
August 21st, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Bigfoot is a name given to an ape-like creature that people believe inhabits forests in North America. Scientists discredit the existence of Bigfoot due to lack of physical evidence. Scientists can discredit no longer. NASA and...
August 6th, 2012 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – What a world we live in! The nerds over at NASA and people across the globe watched as the last 10 years of astrophysics engineering came to fruition early this morning with the landing of the Mars rover,...
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