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Johnnny Heartland, USA – Valentine’s Day is the favorite holiday here at our FM Observer corporate office park. This is true because it’s not only a day of flowers and chocolates but also of overt expressions of love....
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Johnnny Brainerd, MN – Recent scientific studies show that people who are wanting to collect cardboard boxes in order to store all their belongings in such an organized fashion is a sign of a much higher intellect. Dr. Debra...
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Johnnny Box Elder, SD – Rather than pay exorbitant airfare prices for seats that are getting smaller by the day, one South Dakota man had a creative and relatively inexpensive way of getting himself to Puerto Vallarta. Declan...
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Johnnny Chocolate Valley, Mars – As many scientists have long suspected, the planet Mars has been discovered to have large amounts of chocolate on its surface. Kudoto Kimikuku, Chief Chocolate Research Scientist for NASA says:...