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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo
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Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo

August 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...
Fargo Boy First To Ride Rocket Bike Into Space
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Fargo Boy First To Ride Rocket Bike Into Space

February 8th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A young Fargo man who shall remain unnamed since he is only age 15, has not only started his own company called Space Exit, but has also designed, built, and successfully flown his own Rocket Bike into space....
Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon
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Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon

February 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...
Fargo Teen Accidentally Creates An Actual Wormhole In His Bedroom
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Fargo Teen Accidentally Creates An Actual Wormhole In His Bedroom

January 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – While working on his school project for the upcoming Science Fair, a Fargo teenager somehow created an actual wormhole in his bedroom. As we all know, a wormhole is a shortcut to another point in the space-time...
Denmark Charged With Tresspassing Onto Finlandian Space Nebula
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Denmark Charged With Tresspassing Onto Finlandian Space Nebula

November 19th, 2016 | by Nick
This article originally published February 5th, 2066 Nebula 79.10250:91.01, Property Of Finland—The Interstellar Order Of Protection has charged the country of Denmark with unlawful trespass after one of...
Vast Amounts Of Chocolate Discovered On Mars
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Vast Amounts Of Chocolate Discovered On Mars

September 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Chocolate Valley, Mars – As many scientists have long suspected, the planet Mars has been discovered to have large amounts of chocolate on its surface. Kudoto Kimikuku, Chief Chocolate Research Scientist for NASA says:...
New Cheeseburger-Shaped Space Restaurant Ready To Serve
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New Cheeseburger-Shaped Space Restaurant Ready To Serve

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Kennedy Space Center, FL – NASA and the Burger King Corporation are very proud to announce that their joint effort to put a Burger King restaurant into space orbit has finally been realized. With today comes news that a...
NASA Reducing Its Goal To Just Being Able To Successfully Launch A Rocket
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NASA Reducing Its Goal To Just Being Able To Successfully Launch A Rocket

October 29th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Wallops Island, VA – Despite an apparent ‘glitch’ during take-off, NASA is saying that everything is under control and that no one should have any reason for concern. Even though many on-lookers witnessed an...