Expect to see many more Rocket Bikes flying out into deep space.
Fargo, ND – A young Fargo man who shall remain unnamed since he is only age 15, has not only started his own company called Space Exit, but has also designed, built, and successfully flown his own Rocket Bike into space.
Jermaine Vincent Cohen, who just turned 15 on Saturday, wanted to prove that his dream of flying a rocket bike into space was not only achievable, but also marketable.
His Fargo-based company called Space Exit will soon begin mass-producing his amazing Rocket Bike so other thrill-seekers can experience the extreme exhilaration of blasting off and riding a bike out into deep space.
Some industry analysts are saying that young Jermaine Cohen’s Rocket Bike is to travel as the iPhone was to communication.
West Fargo, ND – Concerned West Fargo citizens held a town hall meeting last week that created enough concern, the West Fargo Police Department will implement a new bike lane law EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
Tim (The Toxic Ninja) Thompson, the neighborhood superhero, was riding his mountain bike early last week when he spotted an overweight child or “fat kid” riding a small motorized scooter on the bike path. See picture below.
No Longer Allowed
What he just witnessed made Tim (The Toxic Ninja) Thompson immediately reminisce about his childhood days where he actually had to physically push his scooter with his legs and feet such as the one below. This involved an almost full body workout which, back in the day, believe it or not, was considered good for you.
A Real Scooter
Angry and concerned, Tim had to fulfill his superhero duties and call in a town hall meeting. Here, the citizens heard Tim’s plea and all agreed. No longer are fatkids allowed to ride motorized scooters on all West Fargo City bike paths effective immediately.
The police department would like to advise parents to have their overweight children use any transportation that actually involves physically moving your body to move it. Like the scooter pictured above. It also includes the overweight children themselves. Meaning, have them walk. No longer should you wheelbarrow them around, roll them from point a to b, or have them ride motorized scooters.