September 4th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...
March 31st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...
November 15th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Dublin, Ireland – You may have recently heard about the multiple UFO sightings over and around Ireland. You might not’ve known that all these UFOs were reported shortly after Guinness Beer released their newest bier:...
February 22nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Utopia Basin, Mars – After first discovering water, and then chocolate on Mars, NASA experts have now confirmed the existance of what appear to be buildings on the Red Planet. NASA’s Beagle 3 has been sending back...
December 15th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...
February 2nd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...
October 17th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – “If seeing is believing, then you can believe this one!”, said NDSU Ufologist Donald Parkins who captured this amazing unidentified flying object on special digital camera equipment. The clear image...
August 17th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...
June 27th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!! Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area. However, they are in a place you would least expect. Working right next to you! That’s right. Aliens have been...