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National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination

Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...

Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries

Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...

UFO Sightings Over Ireland Shortly After Release Of New ‘Guinness Plus’ Beer

Dublin, Ireland – You may have recently heard about the multiple UFO sightings over and around Ireland. You might not’ve known that all these UFOs were reported shortly after Guinness Beer released their newest bier:...

Building-Like Structures Discovered On Planet Mars

Utopia Basin, Mars – After first discovering water, and then chocolate on Mars, NASA experts have now confirmed the existance of what appear to be buildings on the Red Planet. NASA’s Beagle 3 has been sending back...

Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...

Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon

Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...

UFO Spotted Within Fargo City Limits

Fargo, ND – “If seeing is believing, then you can believe this one!”, said NDSU Ufologist Donald Parkins who captured this amazing unidentified flying object on special digital camera equipment. The clear image...

Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead

Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...

Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!

West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!!  Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area.  However, they are in a place you would least expect.  Working right next to you! That’s right.  Aliens have been...