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UFO Sightings Over Ireland Shortly After Release Of New ‘Guinness Plus’ Beer

Dublin, Ireland – You may have recently heard about the multiple UFO sightings over and around Ireland. You might not’ve known that all these UFOs were reported shortly after Guinness Beer released their newest bier:...

Terrible Socialite Diva Making Stop At West Acres

Fargo, ND—The Observer has learned that Kula RePaParker, heiress to the vast RePaParker
® line of stylish animal cosmetics, will be attempting to break the Guinness Book of World Records “most state malls shopped by...

Local Trucker Inducted Into Guinness Book Of World Records For Saying “Bullshit” 312 Times In One Hour

West Fargo, ND—Russell Hvordsenen of West Fargo, North Dakota has been inducted into the 2014 Guinness Book of World Records for mentioning the word “bullshit” 312 times in one hour. He nearly doubled the previous record...