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UFO Sightings Over Ireland Shortly After Release Of New ‘Guinness Plus’ Beer
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UFO Sightings Over Ireland Shortly After Release Of New ‘Guinness Plus’ Beer

November 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Dublin, Ireland – You may have recently heard about the multiple UFO sightings over and around Ireland. You might not’ve known that all these UFOs were reported shortly after Guinness Beer released their newest bier:...
Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks
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Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks

May 2nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...
Many Apple Pickers Who Choose To Make Apple Wine End Up Getting Quite Drunk
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Many Apple Pickers Who Choose To Make Apple Wine End Up Getting Quite Drunk

October 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – It’s that special time of year once again when apple pickers in the region start thinking about fermentation. Dr. Zymurgy explains that by using the magic of fermentation, a little bit of yeast and...
New Tiger Woods Invitational Golf Tournament Only For Legally Drunk Players
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New Tiger Woods Invitational Golf Tournament Only For Legally Drunk Players

May 31st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jupiter, Florida – The King of modern golf says it is time for him to start his own invitational golf tournament. Tiger Woods says his new PGA tourney shall be called the Tiger Woods DUI Invitational. Each participant will...
Drunk Packer Fan Hits Street In Style
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Drunk Packer Fan Hits Street In Style

July 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A drunk Green Bay Packer fan (is there any other kind?) recently awarded a quiet nighttime Fargo street corner with more than it could handle. The Packer fan, let’s call him “Drunken Rodgers”,...