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Singer Paula Cole Rejoicing As Cowboys Finally Located
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Singer Paula Cole Rejoicing As Cowboys Finally Located

May 16th, 2014 | by Nick
Boston, MA – The Observer is happy to learn that musician Paula Cole is on cloud nine today after her beloved cowboys were recently discovered to have relocated to the frontier of West Texas where they’ve owned and...
North Dakota Farmer Takes Wrong Turn, Never Heard From Again
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North Dakota Farmer Takes Wrong Turn, Never Heard From Again

January 7th, 2014 | by Nick
Lisbon, ND – A Lisbon-area wheat farmer has been reported missing. This vast expanse of frozen nothingness has swallowed up yet another victim, it seems, most likely from a missed turn on a gravel road. Wendell Pierce was...
Stop Yelling At Me
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Stop Yelling At Me

August 9th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
What is it with all the commercials these days.  In everyone they seem to be yelling at me or acting in threatening manors  What did I do?  Why do I deserve to be yelled at?  Do they not know that the volume increases when...
Fargo Man Charged With Felony Stupidity For ‘Reply All’ Email
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Fargo Man Charged With Felony Stupidity For ‘Reply All’ Email

July 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Office Police have formally charged Mr. Kenneth Noisewater with a class A felony in stupidity after his inadvertent ‘reply all’ to a company email. Noisewater allegedly hit the ‘reply...
United States government closing Florida border permanently
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United States government closing Florida border permanently

July 13th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC – With the George Zimmerman verdict serving as the straw that broke the camel’s back, the government of our fair nation has decided to (finally) close Florida’s border off from the rest of the...
One Million Moms Group Wants Kmart’s ‘Ship My Pants’ Commercial Pulled From The Air
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One Million Moms Group Wants Kmart’s ‘Ship My Pants’ Commercial Pulled From The Air

April 18th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
The every so annoying One Million Moms Group, decided they still lead pathetic lives and needed something to bitch about.  This time around its Kmart’s new ‘Ship My Pants’ commercial. This pathetic group wants...
Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger
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Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger

April 14th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – When friendly folks in Fargo, North Dakota should be hosting garage sales and planting their gardens, Winter Storm Xerxes will be extending winter…with a vengeance. While Tiger Woods is being assessed...
Wi-Fi Network Name Ideas
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Wi-Fi Network Name Ideas

March 15th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  We’ve seen them.  We even named our own wifi network a funny name.  Below is a list of names thought up and found on the internet for funny network name ideas.  Use at your own risk.   IHaveToFart GetOffMyLAN...
Study: Teen Fads Can Lead to Sex Among Teens
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Study: Teen Fads Can Lead to Sex Among Teens

October 17th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo – A recent F-M Observer investigative study on teen fads has revealed that many teen fads can act as a sort of “gateway drug” to the most horrendous of the teen fads: teen sex. The backbone of this study...
Interview With King Buzzo of The Melvins
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Interview With King Buzzo of The Melvins

August 13th, 2012 | by Nick
The Melvins have been around. And around. They are one of the most consistent rock bands of all time, ever since the inception of grunge in the late 80s/early 90s. They’ve made their mark on the rock & roll landscape by...